jaspcat
12-09-2006, 05:56 PM
A Kentuckian died and unfortunately went to hell. On his 1st day there, Satan was making his rounds making sure everyone was miserable in the 140 degree heat. He found the Kentuckian dancing, whistling, having a good ol time. The devil asked him why the heat wasn't making him miserable and he said, "This is just like the Bluegrass in July. Hot, humid - it reminds me of the good old days."
So Satan decided to bring on the rain and wind, even blew a tornado through the depths of hell. He checked on the Kentuckian again, who was dancing and giggling, having the time of his life. The devil was discouraged again when the Kentuckian told him that it reminded of him of Kentucky in April, and he loved remembering those days.
So Satan tried again. He brought on ice and snow, turned the wind chill to 50 below zero and saw that all the people in hell were miserable from the bitter cold...except the Kentuckian. He was dancing and singing louder than ever - grinning ear to ear. Satan asked why he was so happy now. The Kentuckian said, "Yehaw - Hell froze over. UK must be going to a bowl game."
Go Big Blue.
So Satan decided to bring on the rain and wind, even blew a tornado through the depths of hell. He checked on the Kentuckian again, who was dancing and giggling, having the time of his life. The devil was discouraged again when the Kentuckian told him that it reminded of him of Kentucky in April, and he loved remembering those days.
So Satan tried again. He brought on ice and snow, turned the wind chill to 50 below zero and saw that all the people in hell were miserable from the bitter cold...except the Kentuckian. He was dancing and singing louder than ever - grinning ear to ear. Satan asked why he was so happy now. The Kentuckian said, "Yehaw - Hell froze over. UK must be going to a bowl game."
Go Big Blue.