View Full Version : I may have lost my cool last night.
BigBlueAngus
01-25-2007, 04:39 PM
The Dog didn't meet me at the door, The cats are peeking at me from behind the couch, and the remote is stcuk in the ceiling.
BigblueDrew
01-25-2007, 04:41 PM
Same here AND a pint of Bourbon seems to have mysteriously vanished.
UKhoov
01-25-2007, 05:09 PM
foe some reason my girlfrieds stuff is missing:shrug:
ukcatfan
01-25-2007, 05:44 PM
There is glass all in the floor and my TV is missing.
catmandoo25
01-25-2007, 05:46 PM
I think I broke my hand on the arm of the couch
bcbaxter10
01-25-2007, 05:47 PM
I'm missing two patches of hair on my head, one of the left, and one on the right
KapitalCat
01-25-2007, 06:10 PM
The dog house smells bad, I miss my bed :)
BigBlueAngus
01-25-2007, 07:30 PM
bcbaxter10 wrote: I'm missing two patches of hair on my head, one of the left, and one on the rightThats odd mine is right in the middle :shock:
1daysoon
01-25-2007, 07:52 PM
I woke my wife up screaming.
supertroy18
01-25-2007, 07:55 PM
My neighbors have the LPD on speed dial, and have called them so many times that the LPD won't answer their calls anymore. Also, my cat just sits and stares at me when I go through the whole yelling tirade...then he starts to lick himself. I said so many unkind things last night, a Bible spontaneously burst into flames next to me. My fiance left me, a light blew, three virgins ended up murdered last night and I can't recall the past 19 hours. Lastly, one of my earlobes is missing. Nothing really out of the ordinary for me after seeing the Cats blow another one they should have won.
1daysoon
01-25-2007, 08:21 PM
supertroy18 wrote: Lastly, one of my earlobes is missing. Nothing really out of the ordinary for me after seeing the Cats blow another one they should have won.
You don't live near Mike Tyson do you? :shock:
Swimmer4uk
01-25-2007, 08:28 PM
The University of Vanderbilt and The University of Georgia are mysteriously both on fire
Will Lavender
01-25-2007, 08:36 PM
With two minutes to go in overtime, I shouted a curse word in Russian.
And that's funny, because I don't know any Russian.
Rockober
01-25-2007, 08:41 PM
http://i5.ebayimg.com/05/i/000/7e/86/b430_1.JPG
I bobbled Tubby's head one too many times last night! Please PM me if you find a missing Tubby Head.
Radiated
01-25-2007, 09:04 PM
Hell, I fired 3 people last night. Didn't have an evening shift today.
UKSam
01-25-2007, 09:07 PM
I arrested a hoosier today. Things are looking up.
ukjp72
01-25-2007, 09:29 PM
UKSam wrote: I arrested a hoosier today. Things are looking up.
LMAO
that brought a smile to my face :lol:
colonels
01-25-2007, 09:47 PM
well guys i believe its time we quit worrying about the other teams shooting pct. the heck with playing a half court game. when you play this style you don't put as many shots up ( 57 ) last nite and you allow all teams to stay in the game. my dad played high school ball in ohio from 48 -51 and his coach wanted them to try to shoot the ball 100 times a game. we know thats impossible in h.s. (by the way my dad held the scoring record at his h.s. but signed a pro baseball contract instead of playing basketball in college) any way we have enough atheletes to press and runsure you will give up easy shots BUT you will get easy shots too. i know i've heard all about we don't have the personnel, but did we when pelphrey and feldhaus were there. i am not knocking tubby he is a great coach but we can't play the slow down game we need to be creating turnovers on the press.(20 to 30 a game) oh well i've said enough my predictions if we don't change is maybe 2 or 3 wins if that. look at the schedule.
tenn @ home? @ ark south car. @ home @tenn fla@home (mailto:fla@home) @ala lsu@home (mailto:lsu@home) @vandy ga @ home @ fla
i hope we can win 5 of those games or all of them.
go big blue
bleedbluelady
01-25-2007, 10:02 PM
I've been wondering where my husband and dog are, and why there is blood all over my house. :?;):P
RP_McMurphy
01-25-2007, 10:09 PM
You know the real sad thing..........I have gotten used to the losing. So it didn't hurt much at all. I truly wasn't surprised.
delkfor3
01-26-2007, 06:16 AM
Radiated wrote: Hell, I fired 3 people last night. Didn't have an evening shift today.
Note to self: Don't ever ask Radiated for a job!!!:ggrin:Jeez, what did you do when we lost in Maui?:lol:
delkfor3
01-26-2007, 06:20 AM
bleedbluelady wrote: I've been wondering where my husband and dog are, and why there is blood all over my house. :?;):P
They are probably in hiding, they'll show up in a day or two. And the blood, you'll have to work that one out on your own.:cool::P
Radiated
01-26-2007, 07:31 AM
delkfor3 wrote: Radiated wrote: Hell, I fired 3 people last night. Didn't have an evening shift today.
Note to self: Don't ever ask Radiated for a job!!!:ggrin:Jeez, what did you do when we lost in Maui?:lol:
Seriously, they will walk by me if I am watching on the big screen. If they are winning, things are cool. If they are lose, they all just disappear. One always makes the comment "Don't make Mike mad, UK lost tonight." I have lost my temper a couple of times but they were deserving. I don't take a lunch break all week. I save them for game nights. Not that hospital food is good.
THen when I ride the shuttle to my car, we park about 15 blocks away, me and the valet guys just bitch and moan the whole way there.
Terry L. Wildcat
01-26-2007, 01:01 PM
:cool:Even my pet house bunny asked me for bourbon.
Doug Hardin
01-26-2007, 04:45 PM
I couldn't sleep, so I actually did my reading assignment for Income Tax Law.
POEKLM
01-26-2007, 08:06 PM
BigBlueAngus wrote: The Dog didn't meet me at the door, The cats are peeking at me from behind the couch, and the remote is stcuk in the ceiling.
You and Rockober always make me smile. Now if the cats will just follow suit and make me smile Sunday. PLEASE!!!!!!
ukcatfan
01-26-2007, 08:28 PM
bttt
Everyone needs to read this.
BlueBloodCatFan
01-27-2007, 11:57 AM
BigBlueAngus wrote: The Dog didn't meet me at the door, The cats are peeking at me from behind the couch, and the remote is stcuk in the ceiling.
LMUKAO
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