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BloodyBlue
02-25-2007, 06:29 PM
Goodbye Tubby Smith

Though we'll neverview you at all

As one who had the grace

To bowout erehe'd fall.

C.M. came out of the woodwork

Thenhe whispered to your brain

Andput you on the pinnacle

Of the college roundball game.



And it seems to me that you did your job

Like a candle in the wind---

Never knowin' what to cling to

When the rain set in.

And I would've liked to'vefired you

But I was just a kid

Your "legend"ended long before

Your contract ever did.



Losing games was tough---

The toughest role we ever played

Fallin' from our reign as the elite

And pain was the price we paid.

Even when we crashed

And everything still hounded you

All the papers had to say

Was that the Tub was tried and true.



Goodbye Tubby Smith

From the young man in the 22nd row

Who sees you as no more than just a lame duck coach

Andthe wrong man for this show.



And it seems to me that you coached your way

Like a candle in the wind

Never giving much to cling to

When the rain set in

I would've liked to have fired you

But oh, I was just a kid.

Your "legend" burnt out long before

Your contract ever did.



(of course, to the tune of Elton John's "Candle in the Wind")

Dampier
02-25-2007, 06:38 PM
A good one! But, some may chastise you for being negative, even though tubby was very, very negative towards his players on the post game show, and always has been. He has never been one to take any blame whatsoever.

BlueinIndiana
02-25-2007, 06:42 PM
Sad, but true.:cry:

Buck_Naked
02-25-2007, 07:47 PM
Dampier wrote: A good one! But, some may chastise you for being negative, even though tubby was very, very negative towards his players on the post game show, and always has been. He has never been one to take any blame whatsoever.
I don't think knocking your players on an everyday basis is a good idea from a Coach, but sometimes if it smells like crap and looks like crap you have to call it crap, period.

JayB
02-25-2007, 07:53 PM
Heres a song that fits you. Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands" Im j/k btw but I had to say it .

BloodyBlue
02-27-2007, 09:21 PM
:shrug: