CANT STANDCARDSII
08-26-2005, 03:57 AM
No not that kind of McDonald's All American..This tub of goo..Derrick Character weighs 290 Freakin pounds...Holy Happy Meal Batman..has this guy ever seen a Big Mac(s) that he didn't like.I mean Lil Ricky is now recruiting in the mold of Scotty Davenport...
Can this Richard Simmons escapee even run up and down the court without asking for multiple Quarter Pounders with Cheese....I bet Ray Kroc is tossin and turning under his marble Golden Arches..(Don't make me explain that one ...you youngsters).....
I hope that if this lard bucket qualifies..yes he ain't too swift at filling in the coloring on the Mickey D's placemat...or he may go direct to the NBA...paging Sebastian Telf...Never Mind...that Tommy Turtleneck raises the food budget,,Sheesh...
Maybe if Tubby ,,oops wrong name ...can make it to Lil Brudder,,he can always be a manager if his grades are a few points s shy of the Hamburgular...Do they make Armani in a 46 XXXXL...
I am sure that Lil Ricky will spin this one..He's the GREATEST FASTEST QUICKEST...How about FATTEST...Unbelievable...
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Can this Richard Simmons escapee even run up and down the court without asking for multiple Quarter Pounders with Cheese....I bet Ray Kroc is tossin and turning under his marble Golden Arches..(Don't make me explain that one ...you youngsters).....
I hope that if this lard bucket qualifies..yes he ain't too swift at filling in the coloring on the Mickey D's placemat...or he may go direct to the NBA...paging Sebastian Telf...Never Mind...that Tommy Turtleneck raises the food budget,,Sheesh...
Maybe if Tubby ,,oops wrong name ...can make it to Lil Brudder,,he can always be a manager if his grades are a few points s shy of the Hamburgular...Do they make Armani in a 46 XXXXL...
I am sure that Lil Ricky will spin this one..He's the GREATEST FASTEST QUICKEST...How about FATTEST...Unbelievable...
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