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Bluesong
03-27-2007, 12:11 PM
1. Put the lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe himwhile you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse."

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7.. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Ok...I admit, I'm a dog person. :D

trublu
03-27-2007, 01:02 PM
:lol:You could clean your toilet and your floor if you keep the door closed.

TransientAlum
03-27-2007, 03:58 PM
My attorney ex-wifebelieved her two kittens would never harm her and once tried to takea shower with them to clean them, yes she disrobed for this. Didnt go well and my laughing was the beginning of the end for that relationship...

gerntz
03-27-2007, 08:17 PM
Why do you want a clean toilet. The dirt camoflauges the business. :question

Jeff Craddock
03-27-2007, 10:54 PM
Me, too, Blue_Knight. I love dogs....

When I saw this a few moons ago, it went like this:

How to Clean Your Toilet..




Signed,
The Dog :ggrin:

Texas Cat Fan
03-29-2007, 02:06 PM
he he

http://www.strangezoo.com/images/content/103562.jpg

Terry L. Wildcat
03-29-2007, 04:30 PM
:cool:LMAO

TransientAlum
03-29-2007, 06:46 PM
Truly awesome

phoenix
04-01-2007, 01:58 PM
Nice plan and all, but I know cats.

You will have to have a massive supply to keep your toilet clean.

1 cat, 1 clean toilet, and then you need another cat.