gocayuts!!!
04-06-2007, 12:26 PM
making the rounds!!!:dmad:
I am so embarrassed!:blush::cry:
Mitch At Bat
The outlook was gloomy for the big blue nation that day;
Another year gone by and no Final Four to play,
And then when Tubby headed north, and Morris did the same,
A cat-like silence fell upon Kentucky's shame.
A straggling few declared "I've a scoop so real"
My cousin's barber just told me "its a done deal";
They thought, "If Mitch called up Billy surely we'd pay,
Thirty or forty million , to get Billy at uk."
Then posters by the thousands gathered on wildcat sites;
It rumbled through the internet for 2 or 3 nights;
It landed on youtube with a lunatic and his cat,
For Barnhart, mighty Mitch, was advancing to bat.
There was ease in Mitch's manner as he dialed Ricky's digits
For no longer would the lane be inhabited by midgets.
And when, responding to the cheers, he tipped his blue hat,
No cat fan in Lexington could doubt 'twas Mitch at bat.
Eyes were on him as he called up the "traitor".
Surely he'd tell little bro "see you later".
Then the Armani-clad hall-of-famer laughed in his face,
Defiance flashed in Mitchy'eyes, "he can stay at that place"
From the cats pause they shouted "He'll sure be sorry,
We'll just get the aggies' coach or John Calipari";
Memphis State fans will be sweating as the offer comes his way,
But "no thanks" he says, "got it made in C-USA"
Not to worry cat fans roared, "we've got our sights set higher,
Billy D is coming and a wildcat he will retire";
Rumors then swirled about the man they'd surely get,
They're following his rental car and tracking his jet;
Mitch dials by Billy D and starts doing his thing,
"Come to uk" he says, "where basketball is king";
Billy replies "I like football, We've got a team that's nifty"
"Lest you forget" Mitch retorts "the Sagarin title in 1950"
With Billy on board they'll be counting the titles,
or else Katman's mom will be checking his vitals;
Confidence grows that Mitch will complete his mission,
Now the new breaks, Billy has made his decision
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Lexington mighty Mitch has struck out.
I am so embarrassed!:blush::cry:
Mitch At Bat
The outlook was gloomy for the big blue nation that day;
Another year gone by and no Final Four to play,
And then when Tubby headed north, and Morris did the same,
A cat-like silence fell upon Kentucky's shame.
A straggling few declared "I've a scoop so real"
My cousin's barber just told me "its a done deal";
They thought, "If Mitch called up Billy surely we'd pay,
Thirty or forty million , to get Billy at uk."
Then posters by the thousands gathered on wildcat sites;
It rumbled through the internet for 2 or 3 nights;
It landed on youtube with a lunatic and his cat,
For Barnhart, mighty Mitch, was advancing to bat.
There was ease in Mitch's manner as he dialed Ricky's digits
For no longer would the lane be inhabited by midgets.
And when, responding to the cheers, he tipped his blue hat,
No cat fan in Lexington could doubt 'twas Mitch at bat.
Eyes were on him as he called up the "traitor".
Surely he'd tell little bro "see you later".
Then the Armani-clad hall-of-famer laughed in his face,
Defiance flashed in Mitchy'eyes, "he can stay at that place"
From the cats pause they shouted "He'll sure be sorry,
We'll just get the aggies' coach or John Calipari";
Memphis State fans will be sweating as the offer comes his way,
But "no thanks" he says, "got it made in C-USA"
Not to worry cat fans roared, "we've got our sights set higher,
Billy D is coming and a wildcat he will retire";
Rumors then swirled about the man they'd surely get,
They're following his rental car and tracking his jet;
Mitch dials by Billy D and starts doing his thing,
"Come to uk" he says, "where basketball is king";
Billy replies "I like football, We've got a team that's nifty"
"Lest you forget" Mitch retorts "the Sagarin title in 1950"
With Billy on board they'll be counting the titles,
or else Katman's mom will be checking his vitals;
Confidence grows that Mitch will complete his mission,
Now the new breaks, Billy has made his decision
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Lexington mighty Mitch has struck out.