UGGGH! My kid really said this.

[Mr. Peanut]

My wife was in the checkout line at the grocery the other day and the lady working had a glass eye. My son pointed at it and said really loudly "Mom, look at that ladies' funny eye". So my wife poked him on the forehead and said "look at your kite." So, he says "no look at it its all crazy and goin' all over the place."

One of the people I told this story to today has horses and he said his kid was at the grocery with him and walked up to a midget and asked if he was a jockey.

My wife told this to a friend who then relayed a story about her kid walking by two nuns and said really loudly - "Look mom! Witches!"

[UK78ALUM]

What is it about grocery stores? And why does everyone around you become totally silent just prior to the kids saying these things? (Thus insuring the maximum number of people get to hear them)

Almost 20 years ago now, Jason was in the child seat in the cart and we were in the checkout lane at the Gardenside Kroger. Earlier in the day, we had received a picture of his new little cousin. My wife explained to him that it was his new little cousin Daniel - however since I had not seen the picture yet, I didn't know anything about it. (Very important points!):lol:

So, the conversation went like this.......

Jason: Daddy, when we get home, I want to see my little brother.
Me: (thinking he had invented an imaginary playmate or something) OK Jase, but you know you really don't have a little brother. (Women around me in line are chuckling)

...PAUSE...

Jason: Yes, I do....and his name is Daniel.
Me: Well OK, Jase, that's fine, but you really don't have a little brother. (Women around me in line are laughing)

...PAUSE...

Jason: Yes I do! I've got a little brother, his name is Daniel and Mama says you don't know anything about it! (Women around me in line are laughing hysterically)

Needless to say, it was an "interesting" discussion when we got home! :lol:

[boomdaddy]

Kids don't have a filter, from their brain to their mouth. I'd also be willing to bet that everyone has at least one relative that is the same way at every large familly gathering. You look like you've gained weight. Your losing your hair. Do you still have a job?

[Mr. Peanut]

UK78ALUM wrote: What is it about grocery stores? And why does everyone around you become totally silent just prior to the kids saying these things? (Thus insuring the maximum number of people get to hear them)

Almost 20 years ago now, Jason was in the child seat in the cart and we were in the checkout lane at the Gardenside Kroger. Earlier in the day, we had received a picture of his new little cousin. My wife explained to him that it was his new little cousin Daniel - however since I had not seen the picture yet, I didn't know anything about it. (Very important points!):lol:

So, the conversation went like this.......

Jason: Daddy, when we get home, I want to see my little brother.
Me: (thinking he had invented an imaginary playmate or something) OK Jase, but you know you really don't have a little brother. (Women around me in line are chuckling)

...PAUSE...

Jason: Yes, I do....and his name is Daniel.
Me: Well OK, Jase, that's fine, but you really don't have a little brother. (Women around me in line are laughing)

...PAUSE...

Jason: Yes I do! I've got a little brother, his name is Daniel and Mama says you don't know anything about it! (Women around me in line are laughing hysterically)

Needless to say, it was an "interesting" discussion when we got home! :lol:

Awe UK, you didn't let your wife fool you into thinking it was just a "cousin" he was talking about? Just kidding. Thats a funny story.

[CATHYnKY]

When my daughter was barely a todler I had her at the grocery one day. she talked very early. There wasa lady in front of me with a precious little girl (Afro-Am) in the cart. She had her hair in multiple braids with colorful barrets on the ends. My daughter points and says "what's that"? Fortunately, the mother smiled. How do you give a not quite 2 year old a lesson in diversity?

[she~cat]

this thread has made me chuckle...I'll have to share some of mine sometime:D

[POEKLM]

Well I think I have got you all beaten. My youngest decided to pull something on me once. She was about 4 or 5. Drama queen that she is decided to pretend like I was kidnapping her. I was about to get in line at Wal-mart and remembered my debit card was in the car. So I grabbed her arm to hurry to the car.....She says..."please, lady, where are you taking me?"...I said are you nuts?

For those of you that don't know....
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a188/KendyKat/Copyof2.jpg
This is me and my daughter.

[UKSam]

When Katelyn was about 3 we were in Wal-mat and the guy behind us was wearing a UL shirt. She yells at me. "Look he has that bird on" "They Suck"

The guy starts laughing and asked Kate why she said that? Her Reply...........Tucky Rocks!

[she~cat]

omg! bbuuhhwwhhhaaaaa! :lol:.....good one KendyKat!




so, heres one from me....I am pregnant and have gotten kinda large ..my 3 yr old son...likes to make fun of me walking ....He will walk behind me mimicking me and saying "waddle..waddle..waddle...."....this is without being prompted from anyone else:shock:....the nerve of that kid!!!:P

[UKSam]

she~cat wrote: omg! bbuuhhwwhhhaaaaa! :lol:.....good one KendyKat!




so, heres one from me....I am pregnant and have gotten kinda large ..my 3 yr old son...likes to make fun of me walking ....He will walk behind me mimicking me and saying "waddle..waddle..waddle...."....this is without being prompted from anyone else:shock:....the nerve of that kid!!!:P

I am breaking a "man law" here............... I bet he has been prompted by someone close to you.

[DenCat]

UKSam wrote: she~cat wrote: omg! bbuuhhwwhhhaaaaa! :lol:.....good one KendyKat!




so, heres one from me....I am pregnant and have gotten kinda large ..my 3 yr old son...likes to make fun of me walking ....He will walk behind me mimicking me and saying "waddle..waddle..waddle...."....this is without being prompted from anyone else:shock:....the nerve of that kid!!!:P

I am breaking a "man law" here............... I bet he has been prompted by someone close to you.
kybuc would never do anything like that, would he?:lol:

[matt57]

i've got every story here beat!!!!!

four summers ago i was working at the YMCA. with my background in special needs they made me the site director of the special needs camp. well, we took a trip to the then River Falls Mall in clarksville. one of my counselors cameras was out of batteries. she was only 16 and i didn't want here walking around the mall on a friday by herself. so, i volunteered to take TJ (a 11 year old suffering from cerebal paulsey) down to Wal-Mart and buy her some batteries. TJ was a great kid but he had a very smart mouth he picked up from his parents. as were standing in line to check out, the clerk asks if i had any coupons. she was heard to understand because she was korean and didn't speak great english. about the time i reached into my pocket, TJ leaned his head back on his wheelchair and the conversation went just like this:

TJ: "Mr. MAAATTTTTT"

Me: "Yea TJ"

TJ: "WHAT SHE SAY?"

Me: "Nothing, Buddy."

-about 5 seconds of silence........-

TJ: "NOOOOO, SHE SAY. CHING, CHING, CHONG, CHING, CHONG, HI-YAAAAAA!!!!!"

needless to say the lady was pissed. i almost lost it and had to run out of there. when his parents get there to sign him out i found out he had been watching old black and white kung-fu movies the night before because he couldn't sleep!!!!!

[Katfan74]

UKSam wrote: When Katelyn was about 3 we were in Wal-mat and the guy behind us was wearing a UL shirt. She yells at me. "Look he has that bird on" "They Suck"

The guy starts laughing and asked Kate why she said that? Her Reply...........Tucky Rocks!

I love this one. I can't stop laugh. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Katfan74]

I guess I can share one for this one. My wife was about 7.5 - 8 mnths pregnant and was talking with my 3 year old daughter at the time. This is how the conversation went.

Daughter: Mommy, why is your tummy so big?

Wife: There's a baby in there.

Daughter: Weally?

Wife: Yes baby, your little sister is in mommy's tummy.

Daughter: Did you eat it?

:)

[TransientAlum]

My daughter says three wordswell.

1. No.

2. Mine.

3. Bakka. Means idiot or stupid in Japanese. Mother is such a good influence.

[Katfan74]

Being the father of two girls, I have to say that mom's are a bad influence. I don't influence my girls to do anything bad. ;)

[ky302girl]

UKSam wrote: When Katelyn was about 3 we were in Wal-mat and the guy behind us was wearing a UL shirt. She yells at me. "Look he has that bird on" "They Suck"

The guy starts laughing and asked Kate why she said that? Her Reply...........Tucky Rocks!

That's real funny Sam!!

[Levi]

I am a single dad and my grocery store experience wasn't what my darling little witch said but what she did.

I was in the check-out line with Eva, she was 13 at the time and as I was loading the items for the check-out girl I picked up a package of EPT sticks. I'm not sure when I re-enter reality to the cackling laughter of the little monster behind me but that was one time she has to really really pay for somehow. That was ten years ago and I'm stll planning my revenge.