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KentuckyWoman
04-09-2007, 11:37 AM
For those that could use a couple of good chuckles today (while we impatiently await Midnight Madness), check out the following:

http://firebilly.com/

Here's a partial list of Billy Gillipsie 'facts' (for the rest, click the link above):


In a recruiting fight between Coach K. and Billy D., BCG wins.
BCG met every high school coach in America. Twice.
BCG does not go recruiting because the word recruit infers the possibility of failure. BCG goes signing.
If you can see BCG, he is recruiting you. If you can’t see BCG you may be only seconds away from from signing a LOI.
When Ricky P. goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for BCG.
There are no recruits on mars. BCG checked.
BCG invented text messaging.
BCG didn’t leave his Christmas tree up until June. He rescheduled Christmas so it didn’t interfere with his recruiting.
BCG does not sleep. He waits.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 800 AD. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered BCG”
The coaching population divides into two groups, those who fear BCG and BCG.
There is no list of recruits at other schools. Just a list of prospects BCG has allowed them to talk to.
BCG’s blood type is B+. Blue Positive.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, BCG lives in Lexington.
If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not BCG.Just 15reasons to love our new coach!!:lol::wildcatface

UFWildcat
04-09-2007, 11:41 AM
Nice.

I like #6 the best. :ggrin:

UKhoov
04-09-2007, 11:43 AM
That is absolutely the funniest thing I have read all week. (sure its Monday but so what!):lol::lol:

ROTFLMAO!!

KentuckyWoman
04-09-2007, 11:44 AM
I liked # 13....I think we may be related 'cause my husband says the same thing about me!! LOL

ukcat1
04-09-2007, 11:44 AM
I see the site is ready for the first loss.

BigBlue75
04-09-2007, 11:49 AM
ukcat1 wrote: I see the site is ready for the first loss.
huh? And what's the deal with the bold. oversized print?

Craig the Blueheart
04-09-2007, 11:50 AM
ukcat1 wrote: I see the site is ready for the first loss.
Did you go to the site? It is a satirical-based website.

Craig the Blueheart
04-09-2007, 11:51 AM
What is the news anchor's name at the bottom of the page. I think it was Christie Thomas or somthing like that. She is still "photogenic" I see.

UKhoov
04-09-2007, 11:53 AM
I was wondering her name as well. She is a local "Erin Andrews" from ESPN.

Craig the Blueheart
04-09-2007, 11:55 AM
UKhoov wrote: I was wondering her name as well. She is a local "Erin Andrews" from ESPN.
I am pretty sure it is Christy Thomas... The brilliant cousin of a guy that lurks here... Will the Blueheart, are you out there lurking? In case you were wondering, we are talking about your attractive cousin...

CatKroboth
04-09-2007, 12:02 PM
KentuckyWoman wrote:
KentuckyWoman... Welcome to the site. Nice Avitar... :ggrin:

But.. This is twice in a week that someone has had the same avitar as me... :X:X:X:X

Just kidding ,I am not really mad, I just find it funny...

I am now going to have to change again to see who follows next.... ;) ;)

crazzedcats22
04-09-2007, 12:04 PM
that is great!!

KentuckyWoman
04-09-2007, 12:22 PM
CatKroboth wrote: KentuckyWoman wrote:
KentuckyWoman... Welcome to the site. Nice Avitar... :ggrin:

But.. This is twice in a week that someone has had the same avitar as me... :X:X:X:X

Just kidding ,I am not really mad, I just find it funny...

I am now going to have to change again to see who follows next.... ;) ;)



I am SOOOO sorry....I didn't see this one used so thought I was 'safe' with it ;0 I've had it on my computer for a VERY long time......I'll change mine if you want....

CatKroboth
04-09-2007, 12:33 PM
KentuckyWoman wrote: CatKroboth wrote: KentuckyWoman wrote:
KentuckyWoman... Welcome to the site. Nice Avitar... :ggrin:

But.. This is twice in a week that someone has had the same avitar as me... :X:X:X:X

Just kidding ,I am not really mad, I just find it funny...

I am now going to have to change again to see who follows next.... ;) ;)



I am SOOOO sorry....I didn't see this one used so thought I was 'safe' with it ;0 I've had it on my computer for a VERY long time......I'll change mine if you want....
Nope don't change it.... I have fun looking for new ones. Gives me something to do while software loads at work. .... ;):ggrin:

WILD1
04-09-2007, 12:43 PM
#16-BCG's tears would cure cancer...but,he never cries. EVER.

(Ok, I plagiarized a bit, but who cares, right? ;))