Study: Women who drink are more fun to study

[NC Cat]

Cambridge, Mass. (SatireWire.com) Update — According to a new study on female alcohol use and blood pressure, young women who consume two or three alcoholic drinks a week are much more fun to do research on than women who do not consume alcohol.

Oh, and the report also found that women who have a few drinks each week are less likely to develop high blood pressure. Whatever.

The report, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, studied drinking patterns and blood pressure among 70,000 nurses between the ages of 25 and 42.

Dr. Eric Shinauer, who headed the study for Harvard's School of Public Health, put the findings in perspective. "Alcohol, 70,000 nurses, and us," he said. "Is that cool or what?"

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[capcat]

Women sho drink? Were you drinking when you typed that?;)

[NC Cat]

Women sho drink? Were you drinking when you typed that?;)
So would you believe that men who drink are better researchers?!?! I didn't think so... :tongue3:

[capcat]

So would you believe that men who drink are better researchers?!?! I didn't think so... :tongue3:
I just wanted to know how to pronounce "sho"...did it rhyme with "who" ?
Oh, I see you changed it, trying to cover your tracks :big_grin: ;)

[PsychoCat]

Maybe to make this study extra fun a little mixing experment is in order with bottles on our counter :icon_mrgreen: how about:

Makers Sours
Woodford and Coke
Stagg Slushes
Jefferson Sunrises
Old Weller Ice teas

[capcat]

Maybe to make this study extra fun a little mixing experment is in order with bottles on our counter :icon_mrgreen: how about:

Makers Sours
Woodford and Coke
Stagg Slushes
Jefferson Sunrises
Old Weller Ice teas
Oh, yum! Let's have a party :icon_mrgreen:

[Jeff Craddock]

Maybe to make this study extra fun a little mixing experment is in order with bottles on our counter :icon_mrgreen: how about:

Makers Sours
Woodford and Coke
Stagg Slushes
Jefferson Sunrises
Old Weller Ice teas

I'm down for the Stagg slushes. Start with a bottle of Stagg. Pour about a quarter of the bottle into a large blender. Add crushed ice, orange juice, a couple bananas, and honey to taste. Blend. Then make another....and so on, until the bottle is empty. (This is extremely important. Stagg is much too strong, and therefore unfit for consumption by itself.) Then store the slushes in the fridge to keep cold.

Surprise your honey when he comes home. After he sits down in his favorite chair, bring him a big glass of this nectar.

Trust me, he'll love you for it.....:beer:

[DenCat]

Maybe to make this study extra fun a little mixing experment is in order with bottles on our counter :icon_mrgreen: how about:

Makers Sours
Woodford and Coke
Stagg Slushes
Jefferson Sunrises
Old Weller Ice teas

You are going to give your husband a heart attack!:icon_mrgreen:

[NC Cat]

Oh, I see you changed it, trying to cover your tracks :big_grin: ;)

Once I finally sobered up I thought I should fix it. :icon_mrgreen:

[NC Cat]

I'm down for the Stagg slushes. Start with a bottle of Stagg. Pour about a quarter of the bottle into a large blender. Add crushed ice, orange juice, a couple bananas, and honey to taste. Blend. Then make another....and so on, until the bottle is empty. (This is extremely important. Stagg is much too strong, and therefore unfit for consumption by itself.) Then store the slushes in the fridge to keep cold.

Surprise your honey when he comes home. After he sits down in his favorite chair, bring him a big glass of this nectar.

Trust me, he'll love you for it.....:beer:

Jeff, please, she doesn't need any encouragement. And besides, she's very literal and might just think you're being serious! :eek:

[NC Cat]

You are going to give your husband a heart attack!:icon_mrgreen:

Hmmm, do you think that might explain the increased life insurance coverage she just took out on me?!? :confused:

[TransientAlum]

Onion worthy :thumbup: