Coach Rick Pitino Forced to Become A Redneck: Trades $2,000 Armani Suits for Overalls

[AndyPopCat]

LOUISVILLE, KY - Dapper Louisville Cardinals coach Rick Pitino is one of the many basketball coaches famous for being very well dressed at all times. But the very dapper Pitino is now sporting a very new look that will soon be made public. The reason? The Kentucky branch of the influential First Association of Redneck Trash (FART), a little known but powerful organization with its regional office based out of a rundown shack in central Kentucky, decided they did not like Pitino's pinstriped corporate executive style and that a change was overdue.

"He don't represent us like he should" said Cletus Buford, president of the Association in an exclusive interview. "He's been in Kentucky fer a long time now and he STILL looks like some New York EXECUTIVE! Look at them fancy shoes with them little tassels on 'em! Folks where we come from don't even WEAR shoes! And those city boy suits! He's been here long enough. It's time fer him to look like he belongs here! Too high 'n mighty!"

At first, Coach Pitino just laughed contemptuously, and when asked about his thoughts at a press conference, pointed at his dapperly attired feet. "What am I supposed to do? Do they expect me to take these off and coach in my bare feet? Nothing is going to turn ME into a bubba! I'm happy in my business suits!"...


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[JayB]

Cletus Buford lol sounds like a real winner. I hate rednecks, and love to dress nice. This is why the rest of the country thinks that the entire state is like this.

[POEKLM]

That sounds like something Meiners would do a skit about.

[Catligula]

Wow that was terrible. Now I know what The Onion would be like if it was written by the Mad magazine staff.

for cleansing purposes:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33856