My married name game.

[Dr. H Lecter]

Its my new married name not my maiden name...... Lets make a game out of it. For example there is a real estate agent couple in Louisville. His name Harry Head hers.... Anita Head. Did she realize what her name would become when she said "I do?"

You can't make that kind of stuff up. So lets have your favorite real or made up married names. Combine a couple but they must be "famous" if they are not a real couple. It also does not have to be a "traditional marriage."

For example....

Food network cook and barefoot contesa, Ina Garten, marries former local Louisville celeb Darcy Davita.

She becomes Ina Garten-Davita. (get it? The song Inna Godda Davida)

Its your turn.

[HOMEYCAT]

Jean Claude Myeyesout I know, it doesn't qualify.

[HOMEYCAT]

Famous Electrolocist ....Dr. Harry Moval. (Mind if expand this game?)

Disgruntled cafeteria worker.......Olga Spacho

Lynn Schmob

[Radiated]

One of my best friends from highscool was Jonathan Dick. Dad's name was Donald Dick,, and stepmothers name was Anita Dick.

[wildcatfaninnc]

I have a co-worker named Gay Straite. I swear!

[gerntz]

This isn't on subject exactly, but a lady I work with's last name was Hale. She married a guy named Hall. Confusing enough change for us, but think about writing your name - you just make the last loop a little taller.

[gerntz]

I used to work for a coffee company. At one time, my boss' name was Press Grounds.

[ElijahCraig]

When I worked in Springfield there was a guy in town named Harry Peters.

[Mr. Peanut]

Buddy from High school's last name was Gough (pronounced Goff)... he had a paternal uncle named Jack. The poor man!

[CoquieKat]

I saw a contestant on a game show once named Joyce Joyce.

If my SIL marries her current boyfriend, she'll become Anita Walker.

[surveyor]

Helluva game, Doc. :ggrin:

http://archive.gamespy.com/e32002/pc/cfs3/17s.jpg

[cumberlandredskin]

Anita seems to be a common name for this. I have one and I hoped I don't get banned but it's a true one. My wife worked with a lady named Anita Green. She married a man with the last name of Dick. You put it together.

I also knew someone in school named Richard Dick. If he would have ever gone by the nickname for Richard,Dick,it would have been funny.

[wildcatfaninnc]

cumberlandredskin wrote: Anita seems to be a common name for this. I have one and I hoped I don't get banned but it's a true one. My wife worked with a lady named Anita Green. She married a man with the last name of Dick. You put it together.

I also knew someone in school named Richard Dick. If he would have ever gone by the nickname for Richard,Dick,it would have been funny.

We have a guy here at the office named Richard Sweet but he goes by Dick Sweet.

[Radiated]

I had a substitute teacher name Harry Ball.

Golden Dick is another one.

[CoquieKat]

cumberlandredskin wrote: I also knew someone in school named Richard Dick. If he would have ever gone by the nickname for Richard,Dick,it would have been funny.

It's one thing if the woman marries into the name. But for this guy--what in the world were his parents thinking when they named him???

I kind of wonder the same thing for guys named John Johnson, Jack Jackson, etc.

[Dr. H Lecter]

wildcatfaninnc wrote: I have a co-worker named Gay Straite. I swear!

I think you are pulling our leg. :lol:

[Dr. H Lecter]

I know a guy whose last name is Boob. Needless to say his wife did not take his name and continues to go by her maiden name. Can't blame her one bit.

The horrible part about it for him is that his name is Richard. Why would his parents do that to him?

[trublu]

The funniest name that I ever sawlisted in a phone directory was Ima Pigg.If a parent did this to a child, shame on you! Dayton, Oh. phone directory

[surveyor]

There are numerous F-a-g-g-s and Ratts in Salem, Indiana.

[Dr. H Lecter]

If Grace Slick (rock star Jefferson Airplane)

married

Kathleen Willey (famous Arkansas Nursing Home owner)

She'd become Grace Slick-Willey

[surveyor]

How `bout if Grace Slick had married George Bush?

Grace Slick Bush :shock:

[surveyor]

Etta James (famous R&B singer)
married Prescott Bush........

Etta Bush................:P

[BOURBON TOWN CAT FAN]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: If Grace Slick (rock star Jefferson Airplane)

married

Kathleen Willey (famous Arkansas Nursing Home owner)

She'd become Grace Slick-Willey
Grace Slick+ Bill Clinton = Grace Slick Willy:lol:

[wildcatfaninnc]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: wildcatfaninnc wrote: I have a co-worker named Gay Straite. I swear!

I think you are pulling our leg. :lol:Man, I am dead serious about this. Kuttawa Cat and his family have visited my office before and they noticed the name plate for her office. they thought it was a joke too but I swear it is true.

[cumberlandredskin]

Another one I thought of that I knew of is Mike Michaels. Some parents are just dumbwhen picking out names.

[Dr. H Lecter]

There is a whole list of people that former Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry should never marry.



Former SD Charger running back Marion Butts

Our team shrink… Dr. Wiener



If Anita Madden marries Howie Long, dumps him and then marries the recently divorced Debbie Harry after Harry dumps Dr. Weiner. We have a disaster. Anita Long Harry-Weiner.

[cumberlandredskin]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: There is a whole list of people that former Blondie lead singer Debbie Harry should never marry.



Former SD Charger running back Marion Butts

Our team shrink… Dr. Wiener



If Anita Madden marries Howie Long, dumps him and then marries the recently divorced Debbie Harry after Harry dumps Dr. Weiner. We have a disaster. Anita Long Harry-Weiner.
Debbie Harry should never marry someone withthe last name of Bush either.

[Dr. H Lecter]

cumberlandredskin wrote: Debbie Harry should never marry someone withthe last name of Bush either.

LOL. She is very limited in her choice of a spouse. Guys named Head, Back, Foot among others.

[HOMEYCAT]

Ima Hogg..... world renowned art collecter from Houston.

[UK Chic]

trublu wrote: The funniest name that I ever sawlisted in a phone directory was Ima Pigg.If a parent did this to a child, shame on you! Dayton, Oh. phone directory
:D:D:D

[Rockober]

A few friends at my party:

Moe Lester, Hedda Lettiss, Mike Rosoff, Dick Stroker and Linda Hand hit it off well, Hue G. Rection, Buster Hyman, Hazel Nutt, Ben Dover, Izzy Cumming, Anita Mann, Morgan Pheeling, Anne Thrax, Dick Butts, Shandra Lear, Chip Monk, Joe Kerr and his brother Wayne Kerr, Hugh Jass, Jaques Strap, and Camille Toe.

We had lots of laughs:ggrin::lol:

[HOMEYCAT]

Click and Clack the Tapit Bros. love to use these on their car repair show. My favorite of their's is ....Benjamin Notyetyouyahoo.....

[Jeff Craddock]

I like their crack legal team, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. :)

HOMEYCAT wrote: Click and Clack the Tapit Bros. love to use these on their car repair show. My favorite of their's is ....Benjamin Notyetyouyahoo.....

[WildcatGirl]

This one came from the Alabama Judicial System's Computer...and bear in mind they are listed last name first in the court computer. I was searching for one of my absent parents by the last name of Hornsby...and ran across this instead...(needless to say that was one of those that was printed and passed around...lol) Peter Horny

I have many, many of them I could tell you from working at DHR, but I'm not allowed to since they were parties in a case. I did work in travel for a while and a co-worker told me of a corperate client she once had that caused a stir in her office everytime he called in...his name was Harry Beaver

[catfeverintennessee]

I heard of a girl named Cinnamon who married a man whose last name is CRISP. thus her name was Cinnamon Crisp.

I do genealogy and have found lots of wild names. On the 1930 census in Nashville I found a family by the name of PIPER and sure enough, they had a son named Peter. WHY would a parent do that to a child... Peter Piper?:rolleyes:Also had a Lucy Morse in my family tree that married a man whose last name was Bucy. She became Lucy Bucy.

On one of the Hgtv shows last month they had a couple named Lilly and the wife's first name was Lilly. She decided not to keep her maiden name so she was Lilly Lilly.

[BrassowFan]

I used to know a Michael Hunt.... He hated the name Mike...

I used to wonder, what were his parents thinking... surely they aren't that naive but I guess you never know. Regardless, he sure suffered!

[WildcatGirl]

I once had a client by the first name Santa (a female) we often commented in the office that she should keep her maiden name if she married a guy named Mr. Claus...lol

[Blue Heaven]

This is an amazingly funny thread. Some of mine has been taken but I worked with a guy who's friend in High School's last name was Head. His Father's name was Dick, not Richard, Dick. Imagine being at a restaurant or their wedding for God's sake. "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce Mr. and Mrs. Dick Head". The preacher had to chuckle a bit at that one.

[sCATback]

There is a guy lives in the next county over his name is Harry Hoe, his wife's maiden name was hale. So his wifes name was Mary Hale Hoe. There was also a doctor in Harlan, ky for a while named Dr. Butt and I think he was a proctoligist.

[BrassowFan]

sCATback wrote: There was also a doctor in Harlan, ky for a while named Dr. Butt and I think he was a proctoligist.

Sounds like he took the long way to work! :lol:

[Dr. H Lecter]

If Red Skelton married Betty White (actress), took her name and divorced to marry Vida Blue (A's pitcher).

He'd be Red White-Blue.

[JohnJ]

On "Trading Spaces," Paige Davis's real married name isPaige Page.

[BrassowFan]

JohnJ wrote: On "Trading Spaces," Paige Davis's real married name isPaige Page.
Actually... her real first name is Mindy and in passing will go by either name. Just for the record, I'm not a Trading Spaces stalker, I went to high school with her in Louisville, that's the only reason that I know that.

[Dr. H Lecter]

JohnJ wrote: On "Trading Spaces," Paige Davis's real married name isPaige Page.I am a Sandra Lee (Food Network) stalker. :D On a recent Christmas episode she had her husband (darn-it).....his name....Lee. Lee Lee?

[Dr. H Lecter]

This is no joke.I heard it today. His name is Harry Kunzman. Who would do that to their kid?

[ukfanman]

We have a friend named Harry Bush. His sister was Rose Bush,

At IBM, I used to work with a man named Bill Bills.