Need Help - College Fantasy Team Name

[RockStrongo]

I am playing in a college fantasy league and I need a solid team name. The league is with a bunch of Ohio State fans so I would like it to be a) UK related and/or b) SEC related.

Be funny, crude, whatever, entertain me. I need something good. Thanks for your help.

[AndyPopCat]

Shortbus Windowlickers

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[flacat22]

"We lost 2 championship games to the SEC"

"second place trophies dont buy groceries"

"Clarett's AK"

"Suckeyes"

"The Bridesmaids"

all I got on short notice....