Things to do at WalMart

[freethrow]

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
11 Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
( And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[trublu]

freethrow, are you going topost my bail?;)

[Terry L. Wildcat]

:cool:16. Stand in front of the store with a Boycott WalMart sign.

My wife was a Walmartaholic and since we were both in a large labor union that had Walmart on a boycott list I cringed whenever she shopped there...finally, I got her to promise she woundn't got back...two days later she called to tell me she had locked her keys in the car and would I rescue her...you guested it, the car was in the Walmart parking lot.

[boomdaddy]

That place is just too convenient. It is most peoples first choice, because they have a little of everything. They don't have a wide variety of each item, most of the time, and not always the top of the line product, but people shop there because it's quick and, most of the time, cheap. They do have an excellent return policy and are great at matching prices of other stores. The down side is the death of mom and pop stores in small towns. Also, you still have to go to specialty stores if you want a good variety of product or are looking for the best product..

[bleedbluelady]

My sister-in-law works at the WalMart in our hometown. She is one of the employees who works her butt off and gets mad anytime she hears about another employee not giving good service. I'll have to warn her about this list. ;):P

[POEKLM]

i have actually done some of these things....KendyKat sry

[ukfubar]

In electronics, when a cashier is not paying attention check the price of an expensive item on their register. When next customer arrives, the cashier will most likely not pay attention and ring up their items with your price check. Watch as they get frustrated when it takes a manager 10 minutes to arrive to clear the price. Usually works better towards midnight.

[Buddah]

i don't need a thing from wal mart, but i do enjoy just sitting in the lobby or take a seat somewhere in the store and just watch people, plowing ontop of each other, just in a hurry to spend their money on crap they don't need. makes me hope that one day i will live higher ontop of the mountain and get farther away from it. it reminds me of the movie shaun of the dead, when i see the workers, i feel sorry for them..

though back in high school, i would go there and pick up girls, since i was too young to go anywhere else.. rflmao

[surveyor]

http://www.geo.wvu.edu/%7Ejmiller/Feb2_Walmart_files/walmartg.jpg

[UKSam]

I equate Wal-mart to the dentist office. You don't want to go there, you just have to sometimes.