Tenjooberrymuds

[surveyor]

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!!

Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?" G: ".....What??"

RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I... don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?!?"

G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder> on sigh and copy.. rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."

G: "You're welcome."

ROFL
Reminds me of the company I once worked in and doing business in the Caribbean. :icon_lol:

[freethrow]

And that is really what it is like sometimes Pretty funny. :icon_biggrin:

[Dwight Schrute]

My head hurts from reading that.

[HOMEYCAT]

assa goodern budduh cain hardly figgerdoubt!

[surveyor]

When I first read the Room Service guy's words, I could picture Agador from The Birdcage.

Hank Azaria was hilarious in that movie.

[Brian McCat]

Racist.

:p

I´m sure my fellow Spaniards feel the same about me here.

[Radiated]

GE has outsourced their medical service call center.

It's in India, I find myself saying what more and more.

[rsjones1983]

Yeah, there's nothing better than speaking with an Indian named "Bill" working for Dell, their service is impeccable.

[trublu]

That's scary. I understood most of that.
I had an Indian professor at EKU named Dr. Mohanty. I was in his class for about a month before I could understand what he was saying. Deem-o-cracy and beer-o-cracy were foreign terms to me.

[VirginiaBlue]

I heard about a guy who called computer tech support and ended up talking to somebody in India (it helps if you apply the voice of the Simpson's Apu to the techie):

techie: "How may I assist you?"

guy: "I can't get my computer to work."

techie: "You are having difficulty transporting your computer to your place of employment?"

[Radiated]

Foreign doctors can be fun at times.