Things ain't what they seems, redux

[surveyor]

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another Man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."

[Josh]

YIKES! :shock::shock::shock: :big_grin::big_grin:

[freethrow]

:icon_mrgreen: :shock:

[UKhoov]

surveyor....you bring some quality jokes to the table.:icon_mrgreen:

but this one is a little scary.:eek:

Keep up the posts!:thumbup:

[kydingbat]

Lmao! Good one!

[EricBigNally]

That would be rather disturbing... I'm guessing that man would have to look pretty hard at his current lifestyle choice!