NC Cat
09-25-2007, 01:14 PM
Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the new pool."
The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block." :icon_mrgreen:
After an hour, the first guy says, "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
The second guy says: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the new pool."
The third guy says: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The fourth guy said: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, "Wear sun-block." :icon_mrgreen:
