twinKatdaddy
03-07-2006, 02:16 PM
Last night I had a vision of the 2006 football season. heres a recap:
At Louisville
Micah Johnson sacks a battered Brian Brohm for the 4th time causing a fumble recovered be Wesley Woodyard preserving the cats upset 28-27. Little and Dixon combine for 230 yards rushing and we run a kick off backas UK plays ball control and beats up on the Chickenhawks weak O-line
1-0
Texas State
Little, Dixon, Burton, Goodson, Pulley, and Micah all score.
42-21
2-0
9-16 Ole Miss
Ole Miss recruits don't play this year but ours do UK 28-14
3-0
9-23 At Florida
Well, in this part of the dream I got up to go to the bathroom I think because when I woke up there was a turd in the toilet
UF 38-14
3-1
9-30 Central Michigan
Micah Jonson decapitates a Chippewah and then eats it
UK 35-14
4-1
South Carolina
In this dream steve Spurrier chokes to death on his visor during halftime
UK-28-21
5-1
10-14 LSU
I tossed and turned during this part, we fought hard but that damn 6-8 quater back was too much for the cats in this one
38-21
5-2
MISS St
Starkville is even worse my dreams than in real life
Little rushes for 300 yards and breaks Mo williams single game recordUK 48-21
6-2
11-04 Georgia
This dream wasn't a nocturnal emission
UGA 42-17
6-3
11-11 Vandy
No Jay Cutler, and no Vandy answer to Rafaellittle-again oh, we have defense this year
UK 52-14
7-3
UL Monroe
By this time in my dream no one was injured for the year and we had the same starting 11 on O and D from the Louisville Game which made this a laugher
50-21-yes we scored 50 in two consecutive games. Hal Mumme who?
8-3
11-25 Tennessee
Well this part of my dream was right before I woke up and Keenan Burton had caught a long pass from Curtis Pulley in the closing seconds and was running down the sideline with one man to beat but suddenly an a giant orange creature that resembled grimmace with Phil Phulmer's head appeared out of nowwhere and tackled Keenan as he dove for the Goal line and the ball rolled out of Bounds through the back of the end zone. I think that is the only way we haven't lost to UT over the last 22 years.
34-28
8-5
What do you guys think?
At Louisville
Micah Johnson sacks a battered Brian Brohm for the 4th time causing a fumble recovered be Wesley Woodyard preserving the cats upset 28-27. Little and Dixon combine for 230 yards rushing and we run a kick off backas UK plays ball control and beats up on the Chickenhawks weak O-line
1-0
Texas State
Little, Dixon, Burton, Goodson, Pulley, and Micah all score.
42-21
2-0
9-16 Ole Miss
Ole Miss recruits don't play this year but ours do UK 28-14
3-0
9-23 At Florida
Well, in this part of the dream I got up to go to the bathroom I think because when I woke up there was a turd in the toilet
UF 38-14
3-1
9-30 Central Michigan
Micah Jonson decapitates a Chippewah and then eats it
UK 35-14
4-1
South Carolina
In this dream steve Spurrier chokes to death on his visor during halftime
UK-28-21
5-1
10-14 LSU
I tossed and turned during this part, we fought hard but that damn 6-8 quater back was too much for the cats in this one
38-21
5-2
MISS St
Starkville is even worse my dreams than in real life
Little rushes for 300 yards and breaks Mo williams single game recordUK 48-21
6-2
11-04 Georgia
This dream wasn't a nocturnal emission
UGA 42-17
6-3
11-11 Vandy
No Jay Cutler, and no Vandy answer to Rafaellittle-again oh, we have defense this year
UK 52-14
7-3
UL Monroe
By this time in my dream no one was injured for the year and we had the same starting 11 on O and D from the Louisville Game which made this a laugher
50-21-yes we scored 50 in two consecutive games. Hal Mumme who?
8-3
11-25 Tennessee
Well this part of my dream was right before I woke up and Keenan Burton had caught a long pass from Curtis Pulley in the closing seconds and was running down the sideline with one man to beat but suddenly an a giant orange creature that resembled grimmace with Phil Phulmer's head appeared out of nowwhere and tackled Keenan as he dove for the Goal line and the ball rolled out of Bounds through the back of the end zone. I think that is the only way we haven't lost to UT over the last 22 years.
34-28
8-5
What do you guys think?