surveyor
11-26-2007, 12:31 PM
An 88 year old man went to see the doctor for his yearly check-up.
The doctor asks him, "Well, how are things?"
"Oh, I'm in top form, I'm going out with an 18 year old girl, and I made her pregnant. What do you think about that, eh doc?", came the reply.
"Let me tell you a story", says the doctor. "It's a true story. A friend of mine, often a bit in the clouds, who loves hunting, he never missed a season. One time, as he was going hunting and was in a bit of a hurry, and instead of taking his rifle, he brought his umbrella along by mistake.
In the middle of the forest, he sees a bear coming straight at him. He grabs his umbrella, aims at the bear and pushes the button.
Do you know what happened?"
"No"
"Well, the bear fell dead at his feet..."
"That's impossible!" cries the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear."
"That's exactly the point I'm trying to make here..."
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The doctor asks him, "Well, how are things?"
"Oh, I'm in top form, I'm going out with an 18 year old girl, and I made her pregnant. What do you think about that, eh doc?", came the reply.
"Let me tell you a story", says the doctor. "It's a true story. A friend of mine, often a bit in the clouds, who loves hunting, he never missed a season. One time, as he was going hunting and was in a bit of a hurry, and instead of taking his rifle, he brought his umbrella along by mistake.
In the middle of the forest, he sees a bear coming straight at him. He grabs his umbrella, aims at the bear and pushes the button.
Do you know what happened?"
"No"
"Well, the bear fell dead at his feet..."
"That's impossible!" cries the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear."
"That's exactly the point I'm trying to make here..."
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