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ukblue22
12-12-2007, 04:55 AM
Grandma's birth control pills:

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks.......And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

"You gotta love Grandmas!"

OldCatFan
12-13-2007, 12:00 PM
A little boy was with his dad and saw two dogs:

Little Boy "Dad what are those dogs doing".

Dad "Making puppies"

Later that night the little boy walked in on his mom and dad:

Little Boy "Dad, what are you and mom doing "

Dad "Making babies"

Little boy "Flip her over, I want a puppy"