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Tom Blevins
12-22-2007, 03:48 PM
Well, really I'd like for Kentucky to recruit a big man as tough and strong as a hippopotamus. I'd like him to be Wilt Chamberland on offense and Bill Russel on defense. Also I'd like him to be a good student (read stay for four years and get his degree) I'd like for him to be of good moral character, get along well with his teammates, and listen to Coach Gillispie. Oh, just one departure from the hippo mold: he shold be able to run the floor like a deer. Yeah Santa, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas for the Kentucky basketball team.
Oh and while you're at it, could you bring a second hippopotamus to play on the O-line of our football team. (And a rhinoceros to play on the defensive line, please.)

teamchemistry09
12-22-2007, 05:25 PM
Not asking too much are you?

Tom Blevins
12-22-2007, 06:08 PM
Not asking too much are you?

When it comes to my Cats, I'm greedy! I admit it. Hey, parents want the best for their children. I don't have any children, so I want the best for the Wildcats.

Bombastic Blue
12-23-2007, 10:30 AM
When it comes to my Cats, I'm greedy! I admit it. Hey, parents want the best for their children. I don't have any children, so I want the best for the Wildcats.

Be greedy, brother! I'm for ya!

KWICD
12-26-2007, 11:06 AM
Right now I would settle for a Mohommed or Magliore. Heck even a Pope.

UKSam
01-01-2008, 01:31 PM
I would have asked for a bear. I can't spell hipapottymeohs.

Tom Blevins
01-01-2008, 02:29 PM
I would have asked for a bear. I can't spell hipapottymeohs.

I keep a dictionary by my computer. Without it, I couldn't spell hippopotamus either. The reason I used hippopotamus is, tjere was a song with the title, "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas." It got a lot of play on the radio around Christmas of 2006 I don't recall hearing it a single time durring the Christmas season we just came out of.

caliparifan
01-04-2008, 01:55 PM
I'd like someone who could rebound and score when Patterson gets triple teamed. That's not too far of a stretch, is it?

Tom Blevins
01-13-2008, 10:08 AM
Right now I would settle for a Mohommed or Magliore. Heck even a Pope.

I think even Lukasz Obrzut would help this team. Too bad Tubby didn't redshirt him.