Friday Hoomer................

[surveyor]

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."
Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,
"Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly angry now.
The next day the same parrot again said to her,
"Hey lady, You are one really ugly woman."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and have the bird euthanized. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the Parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused, glared at him and said,
"Yes?"
The bird said,
"You know."

[freethrow]

Good one. In my experience some Parrots really do have an attitude and I am positive they do some things just to tick us off at times. :)

Here is another Parrot Joke.

Subject: Cruise Parrot.

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.
The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table"
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades ?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; it was, after all, the captain's parrot. One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day and then another and another.
After a week the parrot said: "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"