Billy Gillispie = the new Chuck Norris

[mcranfill]

There has been discussion on another UK board that suggested that BCG = the new Chuck Norris and I thought it may be fun to have a thread on here for that....Here are some additions from that discussion, enjoy:

-BCG doesn't sleep on the recruiting trail....he waits

-Verdell Jones is a smart kid with good skills who is likely to thrive in Gillispie's, "I shave by driving my whiskers through my cheeks with a hammer and biting them off on the inside" style.

-There is no 'ctrl' button on Billy Gillispie's computer. Billy Gillispie is always in control.

-If Billy Gillispie has $5 and you have $5, then Billy Gillispie has more money than you.

(I know most will be reworked Chuck Norris lines but it will be fun either way)

[Littlemeyer]

Billy Gillispie can believe it's not butter.

[Bleeding_blue_80]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Billy Gillispie pajamas. :thumbup:

[trublu]

Billie Gillispie's tears can cure cancer-if Billy Gillispie could cry.

[teamchemistry09]

When Billy G works out he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the ground down

[BradBleedsBlue]

Billy G. doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them

[pattyflattie]

Billy G. doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them


That is very funny, and very disturbing at the same time...

[BigBlue75]

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Billy Gillispie pajamas. :thumbup:

Now THAT is a good one! :thumbup:

[Omega16]

BCG went on vacation to the Virgin Islands. When he left, they were renamed The Islands.

[Ky KiD]

You guys are hillarious :icon_mrgreen:

[92Alumni]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Billy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

[BamaCat86]

When the Boogeyman (Coach K) goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Billy Gillispie.

[Ukosumu]

Basketball recruits don't go looking for BCG, they just play basketball and BCG finds them.

[cdrw]

"When you're recruiting, look behind you, 'cause that's -- where Gillispie's -- gonna be."

(Sung to the tune of the corny "Walker, Texas Ranger" theme song.)

[Ukosumu]

Billy Gillispie invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Bruce Pearl invented pink. :icon_biggrin:
Works better if you replace the pink with orange....yuck!

[teamchemistry09]

If this ones a little out of line feel free to take it off mods but I saw it on a shirt about Chuck Norris

[Edited: Sorry, I do think that's a little over the top for this site. Thanks for understanding.]

[Bleeding_blue_80]

Billy Gillispie invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Bruce Pearl invented pink. :icon_biggrin:

[UKhoov]

If Billy Gillispie is late, then time better slow the heck down!

[UKhoov]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Billy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

At birth Billy Gillispie came out feet first so he could kick the docotor in the face. No one delivers Billy Gillispie but Billy Gillispie.

[KY Native in IN]

When Coach G does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Coach G doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Coach G can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Coach G does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.


GO CATS, GO COACH G - WE LUV YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[92Alumni]

Billie Gillispie believes that it's not butter.

[UedK]

If you spell Billy Gillispie in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Billy Gillispie once counted to infinity, twice.

[Bleeding_blue_80]

Billy Gillispie was once stopped at a checkpoint in WESTERN Russia. Moments later Soviet Russia collapsed and the Cold War Ended. You do not stop Bill Gillispie on a recruitng trip... EVER!!!!:icon_lol:

[mcranfill]

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Billy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Rathern than being birthed like a normal child, Billy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he recruited his 24" long crib mate.

All joking aside....Gotta love what our coach is doing on the recruiting trail

[BlueheartMattB]

Billy Gillispie once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Billy Gillispie's autobiography.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Billy Gillispie

[Sticeman]

Billy once ran a marathon in 5 hours, 5 hours faster than everyone else that is!

[teamchemistry09]

Billy G once ate a 48 ounce steak in 45 minutes. He used the first 30 minutes to make love to his waitress

[UK Lola]

CBC once ordered a Quarter-Pounder at Wendy's. And got it.

CBC once participated in "The Running Of The Bulls". He walked.

For CBC, every street is "one way". HIS way.

Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that the quote continues "...afraid of CBC".

CBC is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Mr. T pities the fool. CBC rips the fool's head off.

CBC doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

[katfantoo]

BCG is who Jack Bauer calls..............nuff said ;)

[UKhoov]

Newton Third Law is wrong. Although it states that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal to a Billy Gillispie recruiting visit.:widcat: