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surveyor
08-25-2008, 12:46 PM
A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race appear?"
The father answered,
"God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so mankind was made."
Later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her father and said,
"Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"
The father answered,
"Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers."

trublu
08-25-2008, 01:15 PM
LOL! I hope his side of the family has an extra bedroom.

HOMEYCAT
08-25-2008, 01:20 PM
I'm not sure, but I think some of my neighbors came from the Gorilla Tree! :icon_biggrin:

surveyor
08-25-2008, 01:27 PM
I'm not sure, but I think some of my neighbors came from the Gorilla Tree! :icon_biggrin:

Reminds me of one of my favorite Bugs Bunny episodes:

Gorilla My Dreams


http://www.animationalley.com/images/animationart/warnerbros/wb-pr39.jpg

freethrow
08-25-2008, 04:54 PM
:icon_mrgreen: I read this one some time back but the male/female roles were reversed. Still a grin though.

White Out
08-26-2008, 02:11 PM
we didnt come from monkeys.. we share a common ancestor :) if we came from monkeys, monkeys wouldnt exist

good joke tho :)

Catligula
08-26-2008, 03:15 PM
we didnt come from monkeys.. we share a common ancestor :) if we came from monkeys, monkeys wouldnt exist

good joke tho :)

This why I believe in neither God or monkeys!

surveyor
08-26-2008, 03:21 PM
This why I believe in neither God or monkeys!

You can sea monkeys....................

Catligula
08-27-2008, 10:35 AM
sea monkeys were awesome. what was this thread about? LOL

Grub
08-27-2008, 10:49 AM
You can sea monkeys....................

...but you can't tuna fish.