Baaaad Joke Friday Hoomer 3-Play........

[surveyor]

Q - Why did the chicken cross the road?
A - To show the raccoons how to do it.

Q - What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A - An elephant with diarrhea.

Q - Why do blonde girls have bruises around there belly buttons?
A - Because blonde guys ain't that smart either.

[HOMEYCAT]

Guy teasing me the other day for being old....

"What are old women wearing these days, boxers or briefs?"

I said, "Depends." :icon_mrgreen:

[COWBOYBLUE]

Q: Why did the blonde fail her driving test?
A: They could'nt get her out of the backseat.

Q: What do you call two blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.

Q: How do you get a one arm blond out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.

I have LOTS more, my sister is blonde plus we used to call each other all the time with the corniest jokes we could find.

[teamchemistry09]

Blonde 1 was in the desert of Arizona sitting in a boat holding a paddle. Blonde 2 pulls up next to her in a car and says,

Blonde 2 "What the heck are ya doin out there?"
Blonde 1 "Im rowing across the desert, whats it look like?"
Blonde 2 "You stupid tramp if I could swim Id come out there and kick your butt"


Did you hear about the 5 blondes that drove their pickup truck in the Ohio river?
The 2 in the front got out but the 3 in the back couldnt get the tailgate open so they drowned