Permission Slips

[PsychoCat]

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS

I'm going out

Signed (me)_______________________________


[line]


APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

Name of

Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:____________________________

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period

Date:_____________

Time of departure:__________

Time of return (not to exceed) ____________

Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever

Amount of alcohol allowed

Beer ___

Wine ___

Liquor___

Totals _____

Locations to be visited

From:_________To:__________

From:_________To:__________

From:_________To:__________

Females with whom conversation
is permitted_________________________________________ _____

* IMPORTANT – STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not with standing the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it’s not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct

Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband:____________________________

Request is: APPROVED_______ DENIED _________

This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times.

…………………………………………†¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦............. ...........................

Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:

Date:_________ Time of departure:_________ Time of return:________

Signed – Girlfriend/Fiancé/Wife:_______________________

[capcat]

Funny!:D I especiallylaughed atthe part where she reserves the right to be p.o'd for an extended time for nogood reason. Iremember those times:shock:.

[WildcatGirl]

Really funny but WOW...that makes all women sound really jealous and b17chy...but I have to admit I have known those women...don't get it though...if you can't trust him out by himself then what would you want him for?:rolleyes:

[trublu]

Looks fair to me.;):ggrin:

I tell my hubby that I won't get mad if he ends up at a strip clubon special occasions, but he had better not spend any money or I will hit him in the head with a skillet.:shock:

[WildcatGirl]

LOL...bet you got a nice heavy iron one just for that purpose too don't you ;)

If my DH wants to go, I'd join him...who knows could be entertaining to watch a room full of men making such fools of themselves...lol.

[capcat]

WildcatGirl wrote: If my DH wants to go, I'd join him...who knows could be entertaining to watch a room full of men making such fools of themselves...lol.
Well, not me. But to each his/her own.When I was young and less assertive, I had a friend whodrug/dragged (they both sound bad :?) me into strip clubs looking for her husband every weekend. Sherarely caughthim andthey are long-since divorced. Had quite enough of it, and I don't look back on it as having been fun.

[trublu]

WildcatGirl, an iron skillet won't even make a dent in that thick skull.;):ggrin:

[WildcatGirl]

trublu wrote: WildcatGirl, an iron skillet won't even make a dent in that thick skull.;):ggrin:LOL...I think that's true of most.

[WildcatGirl]

capcat wrote: WildcatGirl wrote: If my DH wants to go, I'd join him...who knows could be entertaining to watch a room full of men making such fools of themselves...lol.
Well, not me. But to each his/her own.When I was young and less assertive, I had a friend whodrug/dragged (they both sound bad :?) me into strip clubs looking for her husband every weekend. Sherarely caughthim andthey are long-since divorced. Had quite enough of it, and I don't look back on it as having been fun.
That certainly doesn't sound like fun Capcat! If I had to go looking for someone there all the time then I just don't need them. (Hence my having an EX-husband...lol...though I can't say I ever went looking for him) And I'm not saying that I ever hope or expect to go now (quite frankly, I can't ever see that being a concern for me now)...but I wouldn't be upset if my DH wanted to go to one (as long as the intention isn't to make a habit of it or pick someone up) like with his buddies or some co-workers or something that were just going out to have a little fun and blow off some steam and I'd be willing to be a good enough sport to go along...and think it might be entertaining...in that context...but certainly not in the way that you were there it wouldn't be...that would be pure misery. Of course my philosophy is don't expect me to work off something I didn't work up:>:lol:

[capcat]

WildcatGirl wrote: Of course my philosophy is don't expect me to work off something I didn't work up:>:lol:
Okay, duh...took me a few seconds to get that...youcaught me off guard!*lol*:D

[WildcatGirl]

LOL...Capcat...sorry didn't mean to confuse:P