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surveyor
05-05-2006, 01:55 PM
A Hoosier decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons.

He mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but he begins to slip from the saddle.
Out of shear terror, he grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up his frail grip, he leaps away from the horse to try and throw himself to safety.

Unfortunately, his foot has become entangled in the stirrup.
He is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground again and again.

As his head is battered against the ground, he is moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Todd, the Wall-Mart Manager, runs out to turn the horse off.

capcat
05-05-2006, 02:36 PM
:DLOL!

bleedbluelady
05-05-2006, 05:41 PM
:ggrin: Thanks, I needed that.