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Russ24ky
06-23-2006, 10:46 AM
:)
TrueblueCATfan
06-23-2006, 11:12 AM
Russ24ky wrote: :)
Iwas going to say 0 too............they are all delivering pizza's:tongue:tongue:tongue:tongue
Yuleofell
06-23-2006, 11:37 AM
I hire cat fans to do all my menial jobs.
4thecards
06-23-2006, 02:20 PM
Hey Russ, I know you just had a birthday and all, but don't be stealing my material. ;)
Russ24ky
06-23-2006, 03:37 PM
OK..Sorry...
CARDSRTOAST
06-23-2006, 04:08 PM
uavel fans don't have electricity do they?:shrug:
chworld22
06-26-2006, 03:08 PM
They have electricity they just don't use it at night. You don't want the people doing drive-by's to know what room you are in.
rickdacatkilla
06-26-2006, 03:35 PM
TrueblueCATfan wrote: Russ24ky wrote: :)
Iwas going to say 0 too............they are all delivering pizza's:tongue:tongue:tongue:tongue
You got us confused with Melvin Turpin...:blush:
chworld22
06-26-2006, 03:38 PM
rickdacatkilla wrote: TrueblueCATfan wrote: Russ24ky wrote: :)
Iwas going to say 0 too............they are all delivering pizza's:tongue:tongue:tongue:tongue
You got us confused with Melvin Turpin...:blush:
Maybe it was Carlos Hurt or Brandan Bender that were doing the delivering. Well I know Bender couldn't have been doinng it actually I saw him at LAC the other night playing ball.
4thecards
06-26-2006, 06:33 PM
They have electricity they just don't use it at night. You don't want the people doing drive-by's to know what room you are in.


I knew a guy who was a Cat fan (no kidding) who used to take an electrical cord and cut the ends off of it and wire them up to screw driver's. He'd stick them in the ground to get worms to come out so he could use them for fishing. One night his dog went up and pissed on the screw drivers and got the snot shocked out of him.
Radiated
06-26-2006, 07:22 PM
4thecards wrote: They have electricity they just don't use it at night. You don't want the people doing drive-by's to know what room you are in.


I knew a guy who was a Cat fan (no kidding) who used to take an electrical cord and cut the ends off of it and wire them up to screw driver's. He'd stick them in the ground to get worms to come out so he could use them for fishing. One night his dog went up and pissed on the screw drivers and got the snot shocked out of him.

Back before I got married and got a real job, I use to fish alot. We had a device like this that we used to make the worms come out of the ground. You don't leave it plugged in and you don't use it in the rain. DUH, it's electrical.
hoosierhateruklover
06-26-2006, 08:41 PM
How many UL players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2..... 1 to screw the light bulb....1 to fail the SAT test.
CardinalNation
06-26-2006, 08:55 PM
hoosierhateruklover wrote: How many UL players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2..... 1 to screw the light bulb....1 to fail the SAT test.
Sean Sutton and Eric Manuel. Need I say more?
CARDSRTOAST
06-26-2006, 09:12 PM
CardinalNation wrote: hoosierhateruklover wrote: How many UL players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2..... 1 to screw the light bulb....1 to fail the SAT test.
Sean Sutton and Eric Manuel. Need I say more?
uavel fans don't have lights in their welfare shacks ..do they..:shrug::shrug:The list iof Loserville flunkies is endless..How about the one Denny drove to class himself and then he cut...and flunked out..:ggrin:
lighthouse
06-27-2006, 12:07 PM
CardinalNation wrote: hoosierhateruklover wrote: How many UL players does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2..... 1 to screw the light bulb....1 to fail the SAT test.
Sean Sutton and Eric Manuel. Need I say more?
Manuel Forrest. :blush::blush:The list stops there.
4thecards
06-27-2006, 12:27 PM
Wasn't Shag a classroom casualty?

You know, Shag, the guy that was on the team just this past season.

How many Shag's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. You have to be able to lift it over your head first.

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/11/10/11-10-2004_Alleyne_Shagari.jpg
hoosierhateruklover
06-27-2006, 12:33 PM
4thecards wrote: Wasn't Shag a classroom casualty?

You know, Shag, the guy that was on the team just this past season.

How many Shag's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. You have to be able to lift it over your head first.

http://www.cincypost.com/2004/11/10/11-10-2004_Alleyne_Shagari.jpg

At least he made it onto campus unlike how many UL recent recruits?
surveyor
06-27-2006, 12:47 PM
Ahh, a new smack milestone.

Our players is less stoopid than yers..............................
lighthouse
06-28-2006, 12:36 PM
There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
CardinalNation
06-28-2006, 01:05 PM
lighthouse wrote: There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. Manuel Forrest played for four years at Louisville.

http://www.sportsstats.com/jazzyj/greats/cba85/forrest.htm
chworld22
06-28-2006, 01:14 PM
CardinalNation wrote: lighthouse wrote: There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. Manuel Forrest played for four years at Louisville.

http://www.sportsstats.com/jazzyj/greats/cba85/forrest.htm
I remember a guy named Alex Sanders who played a few years at UL but still didn't have the brain power it took to peel an orange. Seriously the guy was at UL for what three or four years and played basketball for all of them and probably never took a real class.
CardinalNation
06-28-2006, 02:28 PM
chworld22 wrote: CardinalNation wrote: lighthouse wrote: There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. Manuel Forrest played for four years at Louisville.

http://www.sportsstats.com/jazzyj/greats/cba85/forrest.htm
I remember a guy named Alex Sanders who played a few years at UL but still didn't have the brain power it took to peel an orange. Seriously the guy was at UL for what three or four years and played basketball for all of them and probably never took a real class.And you know this because......................?????
chworld22
06-28-2006, 08:12 PM
It was pretty well known and was publicised maybe not to the extent that I put it but it was well known that Alex was a prop player that had a learning disorder.
lighthouse
06-28-2006, 09:11 PM
CardinalNation wrote: lighthouse wrote: There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. Manuel Forrest played for four years at Louisville.

http://www.sportsstats.com/jazzyj/greats/cba85/forrest.htm
I know that. His basketball stats were ok, but what about his GPA?
chworld22
06-29-2006, 12:18 AM
lighthouse wrote: CardinalNation wrote: lighthouse wrote: There's a big difference between "not going to class," which is irresponsibility, and being just plain d_ _ b. Hence my reference to Mr. Forrest.
Honestly, I don't know what you're talking about. Manuel Forrest played for four years at Louisville.

http://www.sportsstats.com/jazzyj/greats/cba85/forrest.htm
I know that. His basketball stats were ok, but what about his GPA?I'm sure if he went to UL they could get him in some of those upper level basket weaving classes to get that GPA up. Who needs math and reading when you have weightlifting.