In retrospect...the stupidest statement ever made.

[Dr. H Lecter]

"I'm signing with Louisville because coach Pitino has the NBA contacts andknows how to get me into the NBA someday." Taquan Dean on National Letter of Intent Signing Day

In other news.....Tubby Smith's ex-player is draftedin the first round by Pitino's old NBA team.

Question: What did Taquan Dean say to Rajon Rondo?

Answer: Would you like to super-size that for a dollar sir?

[CardinalNation]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: "I'm signing with Louisville because coach Pitino has the NBA contacts andknows how to get me into the NBA someday." Taquan Dean on National Letter of Intent Signing Day

In other news.....Tubby Smith's ex-player is draftedin the first round by Pitino's old NBA team.

Question: What did Taquan Dean say to Rajon Rondo?

Answer: Would you like to super-size that for a dollar sir?

Surely, you must be out of your mind. The stupidest statement ever made? Dean very well could still end up in the NBA. What about Randolph Morris? What about some of his statements? Does "I want to test the NBA water" ring any bells? How about Kelenna Azubuike?"I believe I am ready and I am willing to do whatever it takes to get better before the draft." Usually I look forward to your post, Doc, but this is pretty lame.

[NOknee6of7]

So you are comparing a 4 star player that was rated in the 70-80 range, barely missing the draft....to a 5 star McD's AA who barely made the first round? I think your statement edges Taquan just a lil. Boy, now this is what I call smack. Yet again we can finally see what Rondo is REALLY capable of. Tubby didn't have enough time to even teach that guy to shoot before he left, much less develop him for the NBA. Poor guy. They are tripping over each other trying to get out of your sinking program.

[CardinalNation]

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

[TrueblueCATfan]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: "I'm signing with Louisville because coach Pitino has the NBA contacts andknows how to get me into the NBA someday." Taquan Dean on National Letter of Intent Signing Day

In other news.....Tubby Smith's ex-player is draftedin the first round by Pitino's old NBA team.

Question: What did Taquan Dean say to Rajon Rondo?

Answer: Would you like to super-size that for a dollar sir?

yeah that is pretty stupid...........Slick rick lying again

[chworld22]

Rick never lied he does have NBA contacts they are the janitor at the Garden and the ticket taker at the field house. Seriously Rick has NBA contacts but those same contacts are also the ones that fired him from not even a sub par job at Boston.

[KyWildcats7]

CardinalNation wrote: "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL.

-Kenny Payne

[CardinalNation]

UK T-Bone wrote: CardinalNation wrote: "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL.

-Kenny Payne


Uh, Kenny Payne played 4 years in the NBA. Made $1,310,000.00 in 4 years Plus he played for the 1986 National Champions.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/cardinal_photos/09CD0C134.gif

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/p/payneke01.html

[TrueblueCATfan]

UK T-Bone wrote: CardinalNation wrote: "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL.

-Kenny Payne


I remember Telfair saying the same thing before he decide to jump to the NBA

[4thecards]

Let's not kid ourselves here, Rondo couldn't stand playing under Tubby, so he got out of Dodge. He could have used another year to work on his shot and probably would have been a lottery pick, but it must be pretty bad at UK when you'd rather risk losing millions of dollars than play another year under the tyranny that is Tubby Smith.

That's two years in a row where UK's best player has ditched Tubby. Sometimes it works (Rondo) sometimes it doesn't (Morris, Azubuike).

Meanwhile, you Cat fans are singing the praises of a kid who couldn't take playing for your team anymore.

Dean may not have the natural ability that Rondo had, but at least he didn't feel the need to get out of Pitino's system before his eligibility was up.

[KyWildcats7]

CardinalNation wrote: UK T-Bone wrote: CardinalNation wrote: "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL.

-Kenny Payne


Uh, Kenny Payne played 4 years in the NBA. Made $1,310,000.00 in 4 years Plus he played for the 1986 National Champions.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/cardinal_photos/09CD0C134.gif

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/p/payneke01.html
Hey spinmeister, what does that have to do with this thread? Nothing. I countered your stupid UK quote with a stupid UL quote. If you would like to start a thread about how much UK and UL players have made in the NBA, feel free to start that, I would be more than happy to discuss that with you.........SMACK!

[CardinalNation]

UK T-Bone wrote: CardinalNation wrote: UK T-Bone wrote: CardinalNation wrote: "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:



I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL.

-Kenny Payne


Uh, Kenny Payne played 4 years in the NBA. Made $1,310,000.00 in 4 years Plus he played for the 1986 National Champions.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g22/cardinal_photos/09CD0C134.gif

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/p/payneke01.html
Hey spinmeister, what does that have to do with this thread? Nothing. I countered your stupid UK quote with a stupid UL quote. If you would like to start a thread about how much UK and UL players have made in the NBA, feel free to start that, I would be more than happy to discuss that with you.........SMACK!
I hope to God that you're smarter than that. You compare what Kenny Payne said to what Winston Bennett said?? You've been in the sun too long.

[KyWildcats7]

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Oh my, that is the best you can come back with. You really want to judge which of those statements is dumber? You are unreal man.............http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif


Did you attend the University of UL too? Where exactly is that?

[CardinalNation]

UK T-Bone wrote: Oh my, that is the best you can come back with. You really want to judge which of those statements is dumber? You are unreal man.............


Did you attend the University of UL too? Where exactly is that?

That is the name of the thread, son. The "stupidest statement ever made". And YOU bring up a quote by Kenny Payne? And you compare, "I am proud to announce I will be attending the University of UL" to", (where he played on a National Championship team, played in the NBA, and got a degree???) to "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body"?
No, I didn't attend UofL, but I do know where it is. Isn't this where you're going to tell us how smart you are, how tough your are, and how you have a house looking over the golf course?

[KyWildcats7]

No, this is where I am going to tell you how I think that quote totally went over your head. Just re-read the quote a few times. You may eventually get it. I think even your UL brethren might be a bit embarrassed for you this time.

Oh, and as usual, you try to spin it. Yes, the thread is about stupid statements. I had to remind you of that when you told us how great Kenny Payne was. If you do not think that quote by Kenny Payne is just as stupid and funny as Winston Bennett's, then you must not laugh at anything.

And I love it when you call me junior and son, it makes me feel like I am definitely getting the best of you.

And since I am your daddy, here is a hint son. I also know where UofL is, but I definitely do not know where the Univeristy of UL is...........

Getting smacked repeatedly and doesnt even know it. This may make Smack thread of the year!

[CardinalNation]

UK T-Bone wrote: No, this is where I am going to tell you how I think that quote totally went over your head. Just re-read the quote a few times. You may eventually get it. I think even your UL brethren might be a bit embarrassed for you this time.

Oh, and as usual, you try to spin it. Yes, the thread is about stupid statements. I had to remind you of that when you told us how great Kenny Payne was. If you do not think that quote by Kenny Payne is just as stupid and funny as Winston Bennett's, then you must not laugh at anything.

And I love it when you call me junior and son, it makes me feel like I am definitely getting the best of you.

And since I am your daddy, here is a hint son. I also know where UofL is, but I definitely do not know where the Univeristy of UL is...........

Getting smacked repeatedly and doesnt even know it. This may make Smack thread of the year!


Yes! Yes! I know what your post says, but you still think it's dumber than what Winston said? That's the point, son. Do you have a link for your Kenny Payne quote? Google "dumb quotes" and Winston Bennett's is in nearly every one. And you think what Dean and Payne said are the "stupidest"?
What's a Univeristy?

Another Winston Bennett gem: Playing for the University of Kentucky was the limestone of my life.

[CardinalNation]

Top Ten

http://www.innocentenglish.com/top10-sports-bloopers.html

[KyWildcats7]

LOL......you finally got it. I knew I steer you in the right direction with the hint. Congrats on catching a typo. Your attempt at smack can be so weak and pathetic at times. It took you 2 hrs to figure out the quote, so you comeback with this crap. I dont need to google. I am very good friends with a UL fan at my country club that declares himself the "Supreme Commander of the Cardinal Nation" He is very well known amongst UL fans. As well, Tom Jurich has participated in a charity scramble the last two years, and partied with us all after the scramble. Thought he would be an arrogant arsehole, but he is one fun drunk. Spent an hour trying to convert me and another UK fan dressed in all blue to UL fans. Anyways, they both know the quote and both laugh their arse off about it. Not that I am proud, but my buddy has pics with Tom Jurich's arm around me, like we had been buddies for years. I am trying to get the Brohms to come out next year, Jeff, Greg, and Oscar, I know them from a certain high school.

[CardinalNation]

UK T-Bone wrote: LOL......you finally got it. I knew I steer you in the right direction with the hint. Congrats on catching a typo. Your attempt at smack can be so weak and pathetic at times. It took you 2 hrs to figure out the quote, so you comeback with this crap. I dont need to google. I am very good friends with a UL fan at my country club that declares himself the "Supreme Commander of the Cardinal Nation" He is very well known amongst UL fans. As well, Tom Jurich has participated in a charity scramble the last two years, and partied with us all after the scramble. Thought he would be an arrogant arsehole, but he is one fun drunk. Spent an hour trying to convert me and another UK fan dressed in all blue to UL fans. Anyways, they both know the quote and both laugh their arse off about it. Not that I am proud, but my buddy has pics with Tom Jurich's arm around me, like we had been buddies for years. I am trying to get the Brohms to come out next year, Jeff, Greg, and Oscar, I know them from a certain high school.


Everytime I read your post T-Bone, there seems to be an edit. That's why I only half read them.:lol:Please post your picture with Jurich. I promise I won't Photoshop it.;)

[KyWildcats7]

Thats only because you like to smack a typo......sorry, I will spell check all my posts too as you do. :ggrin:

[NOknee6of7]

I have my picture with Tom, and his arm is around me also. Does that make me special?

[KyWildcats7]

In no way did I insinuate that made me feel special! Quite the opposite! Some of the weak smack you guys attempt is just quite pitiful!

[CARDSRTOAST]

As Milt Wagner said..."I was inspirated" whatever the hell that means,,,after 4 years of uavel English.:rolleyes:

[CARDSRTOAST]

"Is That one of dem Educational schools...?"...Milt Wagner again when asked about Rider a NCAA opponent..:rolleyes:

[CARDSRTOAST]

NOknee6of7 wrote: I have my picture with Tom, and his arm is around me also. Does that make me special?
I see the Sewer has spit out it's young..:shrug:

[Dr. H Lecter]

Bottom line: The spin that your fans have spewed since Boston Rick came to town is just spin.

Here is the spin:

Come to Louisville and win national championships...

Come to Louisville and Rick will get you to the NBA...

The facts are:

Come to Louisville and you'll likely get to play in the NIT

Come to Louisville and either be an NBA bust (Garcia) or not even be drafted at all (Dean).

And we are talking about two of your best players EVER.

Yet, play for Tubby.... can you say Tayshaun? Bogans? Maglore?

[rickdacatkilla]

27-4

know what this stat is?????

Class? Class?

Bueller?

It's how many players Rick has sent to theNBA vs Tubby.

Consider yourselves smacked.

[TrueblueCATfan]

Yeah Slick Rick has sent many good players to the NBA...KENTUCKY PLAYERS......he has sent 1 form UL and he was a major bust........you can't count Reece Gaines becasue he was not a Pitino recruit............speaking where is he????? never hear about him....Dean should have gone in the first round...

[Dr. H Lecter]

rickdacatkilla wrote: 27-4

know what this stat is?????

Class? Class?

Bueller?

It's how many players Rick has sent to theNBA vs Tubby.

Consider yourselves smacked.



While you are at it, out of the 31 mentioned....how many wore Cardinal red?

I think its pretty obvious... The players "he" sent to the NBA are former KENTUCKY players.

Either Boston Rick has LOST IT (I think we all know that he has) or it is the SCHOOL for which they played.

So pick your poison.

Either its becausethe players wore blue.... either for Tubby or Boston Rick.

Or he has LOST IT.

I personally thinkboth have merit.

[NOknee6of7]

While you are at it, out of the 31 mentioned....how many wore Cardinal red?

I think its pretty obvious... The players "he" sent to the NBA are former KENTUCKY players.

Either Boston Rick has LOST IT (I think we all know that he has) or it is the SCHOOL for which they played.

So pick your poison.

Either its becausethe players wore blue.... either for Tubby or Boston Rick.

Or he has LOST IT.

I personally thinkboth have merit.



It's neither. It's because more players have jumped straight to the pro's since the early 90's. Come on Lester, I know I don't have to explain this to you. Pitino has not lost his edge and you know it. Had the players that committed been here we wouldn't have lost a single beat. You and I both know it. Quit playing dumb. Facts are facts. It doesn't matter what school they played for, Pitino still draws ALL the attention from the best players in high school, and he ALWAYS will. He is a MASTER recruiter. 27-4.....WOW, I knew it was bad but sheesh, that is flat out pathetic!

[Dr. H Lecter]

NOknee6of7 wrote: It doesn't matter what school they played for, Pitino still draws ALL the attention from the best players in high school, and he ALWAYS will. He is a MASTER recruiter. 27-4.....WOW, I knew it was bad but sheesh, that is flat out pathetic!




How many more years are you willing to give him before he actually starts doing it at your place? Every year that races by is another year that Billy Donovan or Roy Williams or Coach K or any number of other coaches CONTINUE to bring in the recruits that Boston Rick once signed.......(while at UK).

The magic slips by more quickly with every passing season. Pitino is a Denzel re-do. He'll stay on past his prime because you all will let him. He won at UK so he must win here too. Nope! It doesn't work that way.

Look at Roy WIlliams. Won at KU and now he wins IMMEDIATELY at UNC. He didn't need 5 years to go to an NIT final 4.

I know, you say, its not a fair comparison between Roy and Rick because Roy is not at a Commuter College. Believe me I'm sympathetic to your argument in that case. It is much harder for Boston Rick given your "mid-major" academic status. Recruits know the difficulty of making it in the NBA so the ability to fall back on a degree from UNC makes the risk worthwhile.

There are benefits going to UofL....I'm not going to lie. A degree from a commuter college like yours gets you a leg up on the best shift available in the drive through window at Burger World.

Reece Gaines is your only "pro" during his tenure at UofL and he was Denny's. Sheesh, now that is pathetic.

A verbal commitment to play at LilBro from Telfair and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.....and a see ya later from Rondo.

Hang on that spin if itgets you through the night.

[TrueblueCATfan]

Dr. H Lecter wrote: NOknee6of7 wrote: It doesn't matter what school they played for, Pitino still draws ALL the attention from the best players in high school, and he ALWAYS will. He is a MASTER recruiter. 27-4.....WOW, I knew it was bad but sheesh, that is flat out pathetic!




How many more years are you willing to give him before he actually starts doing it at your place? Every year that races by is another year that Billy Donovan or Roy Williams or Coach K or any number of other coaches CONTINUE to bring in the recruits that Boston Rick once signed.......(while at UK).

The magic slips by more quickly with every passing season. Pitino is a Denzel re-do. He'll stay on past his prime because you all will let him. He won at UK so he must win here too. Nope! It doesn't work that way.

Look at Roy WIlliams. Won at KU and now he wins IMMEDIATELY at UNC. He didn't need 5 years to go to an NIT final 4.

I know, you say, its not a fair comparison between Roy and Rick because Roy is not at a Commuter College. Believe me I'm sympathetic to your argument in that case. It is much harder for Boston Rick given your "mid-major" academic status. Recruits know the difficulty of making it in the NBA so the ability to fall back on a degree from UNC makes the risk worthwhile.

There are benefits going to UofL....I'm not going to lie. A degree from a commuter college like yours gets you a leg up on the best shift available in the drive through window at Burger World.

Reece Gaines is your only "pro" during his tenure at UofL and he was Denny's. Sheesh, now that is pathetic.

A verbal commitment to play at LilBro from Telfair and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.....and a see ya later from Rondo.

Hang on that spin if itgets you through the night.



now that is some serious smack:cool:

[NOknee6of7]

Ah, how quickly uk fans like to dispel the NCAA Final Four in 05. Once again, it happened. Close your eyes tightly and tap your heels as long as you want, but it won't erase it. Pitino took uk to their first FF in his 4th year. Pitino took Louisville to it's first FF in his 4th year. Sounds like a broken record to me. Yes I realize he didn't go to the NIT in his 5th yearat uk. Although a second round blowout to Marquettewasn'tall thatmuch better. He also didn't lose 3 of his top recruits to the pros. This will no longer happen. It doesn't matter if the NBA made a one year or a three year rule. All we needed was one year to get them to campus.

Whatever the case, he is doing something right. uk fans want him out asap, while Louisville fans want Tubby to stay forever. Remember back when Pitino was at uk and uk fans were wishing Crum would stay forever? Funny how Karma works sometimes.

[Dr. H Lecter]

NOknee6of7 wrote: Yes I realize he didn't go to the NIT in his 5th yearat uk.


So any parallels between your program and ours that you hope for or wannabe.... they don't really exist.

If you are hoping for 2 straight championship appearances just because he was coach at UK when that happened at our place...that is plain silly. I know you guys wannabe us but puleeeze.

Try to begin your own history, your own tradition.....stop trying to live through ours.

[NOknee6of7]

Trust me, the absolute last thing we want is to have your history. It came with a price tag and well, personally we don't want that image. Hey, here's an idea. Stop worrying about us and worry about how Tubby plans on ending the longest Final Four drought in uk history with 3 star recruits. You seem more worried about us than I do, which tells me one thing.....you can see the writing on the wall. I have absolutely no concerns about making it back to the Final Four. It WILL happen.

Can you say the same without stuttering?

[TrueblueCATfan]

NOknee6of7 wrote: Trust me, the absolute last thing we want is to have your history. It came with a price tag and well, personally we don't want that image. Hey, here's an idea. Stop worrying about us and worry about how Tubby plans on ending the longest Final Four drought in uk history with 3 star recruits. You seem more worried about us than I do, which tells me one thing.....you can see the writing on the wall. I have absolutely no concerns about making it back to the Final Four. It WILL happen.

Can you say the same without stuttering?
UL would kill to have the history of UK basketball.........the all time winningest program in the country 7NCAA titles...needI go on

[NOknee6of7]

.........the all time winningest program in the country 7NCAA titles...needI go on


Yes, please because I have only been alive for 3 of them. The others were bought.

[TrueblueCATfan]

NOknee6of7 wrote: .........the all time winningest program in the country 7NCAA titles...needI go on


Yes, please because I have only been alive for 3 of them. The others were bought.
Yeah so I have heard.............I have been hearing that crap all my life

[Radiated]

NOknee6of7 wrote: Trust me, the absolute last thing we want is to have your history. It came with a price tag and well, personally we don't want that image. Hey, here's an idea. Stop worrying about us and worry about how Tubby plans on ending the longest Final Four drought in uk history with 3 star recruits. You seem more worried about us than I do, which tells me one thing.....you can see the writing on the wall. I have absolutely no concerns about making it back to the Final Four. It WILL happen.

Can you say the same without stuttering?

I can say it without stuttering, we will be back to the final four before UL.

And you would love to be able to say that you had 7 NC's, 13 FF's, and the winningest program in history. To say you wouldn't you're either lying or crazy or both.

[NOknee6of7]

I can say it without stuttering, we will be back to the final four before UL.
Radiated, now you are just flat out being silly. You do not honestly mean that. Not only will we be back before uk, but I would go as far as saying we will see TWO FF before you see another. You have to have talent on the floor to win. You, my friend, are too used to the days of the creampuff $EC. You FINALLY played in a competitive conference last season and look what happened. And that was with a pretty decent team. You lost two huge players from that team and replace them with nobodies.

As far as the championships go, I am perfectly content with our two titles, 8 Final Four's, and clean reputation. I really would not want to be known as one of the most crooked programs in college basketball history. Thanks, but no thanks.

[TrueblueCATfan]

NOknee6of7 wrote: I can say it without stuttering, we will be back to the final four before UL.
Radiated, now you are just flat out being silly. You do not honestly mean that. Not only will we be back before uk, but I would go as far as saying we will see TWO FF before you see another. You have to have talent on the floor to win. You, my friend, are too used to the days of the creampuff $EC. You FINALLY played in a competitive conference last season and look what happened. And that was with a pretty decent team. You lost two huge players from that team and replace them with nobodies.

As far as the championships go, I am perfectly content with our two titles, 8 Final Four's, and clean reputation. I really would not want to be known as one of the most crooked programs in college basketball history. Thanks, but no thanks.

Boy the UL coaches are wearing off on the fans now............talk about some serious lying......content my arse............that is too funny:ggrin::ggrin::ggrin::ggrin:

[NOknee6of7]

No lying here babe. Sorry, but I have been to many other boards. The overall opinion of not just uk but the entire $EC in general is that it is the most crooked conference around. Kinda tarnishes everything you have accomplished. Puts little *** next to everything. Once again, thanks...but no thanks. I don't want that reputation.

[Dr. H Lecter]

NOknee6of7 wrote: No lying here babe. Sorry, but I have been to many other boards. The overall opinion of not just uk but the entire $EC in general is that it is the most crooked conference around. Kinda tarnishes everything you have accomplished. Puts little *** next to everything. Once again, thanks...but no thanks. I don't want that reputation.
Yawn....

[NOknee6of7]

Yawn....
Hey, I just preach it how it is. Just the facts.

[Radiated]

NOknee6of7 wrote: I can say it without stuttering, we will be back to the final four before UL.
Radiated, now you are just flat out being silly. You do not honestly mean that. Not only will we be back before uk, but I would go as far as saying we will see TWO FF before you see another. You have to have talent on the floor to win. You, my friend, are too used to the days of the creampuff $EC. You FINALLY played in a competitive conference last season and look what happened. And that was with a pretty decent team. You lost two huge players from that team and replace them with nobodies.

As far as the championships go, I am perfectly content with our two titles, 8 Final Four's, and clean reputation. I really would not want to be known as one of the most crooked programs in college basketball history. Thanks, but no thanks.


I'm dead serious. If you make it back before us, congrats. We had a bad year last year, but look at the two previous years. An OT loss to Michigan St. Plus the 3 year run we had.

UL does not have a clean reputation either.

[TrueblueCATfan]

NOknee6of7 wrote: No lying here babe. Sorry, but I have been to many other boards. The overall opinion of not just uk but the entire $EC in general is that it is the most crooked conference around. Kinda tarnishes everything you have accomplished. Puts little *** next to everything. Once again, thanks...but no thanks. I don't want that reputation.
SO you are saying you are content with NOT winning a national Championship in 20 years......sorry but that is a lie and you know it...............:cry::cry::cry:

[Dr. H Lecter]

How quickly they have forgotten.....http://www.lubbockonline.com/news/050397/possible.htm

http://www.dinersclub.co.uk/uk/en/img/card/card_creditCard.gif+ Scooter McCray = NCAA VIOLATION




LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) - Louisville might have violated NCAA regulations when an assistant basketball coach allegedly provided financial help to the father of freshman Nate Johnson, The Courier-Journal reported Friday.

The NCAA said such a case might violate its rules barring special benefits to players or their relatives.

The university already is on NCAA probation.

[NOknee6of7]

Yeah Lester, that slap on the wrist hurt us pretty bad. I would post all your violations but we have a movie to catch in a few hours....don't want to be late. smack