CATHYnKY
08-18-2006, 10:38 AM
NEVER RETIRE]
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best
of me and I went inside to talk to the Manager."
Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale.";)
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing home.
On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the
store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old
ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best
of me and I went inside to talk to the Manager."
Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale.";)