Movie quote identification game

[KCKUKFan]

Billy Madison.

"The Lord loves a workin man. Don't trust whitey. See a Doctor and get rid of it"

"The Jerk"

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate... ...It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball."

[largebluej]

"The Jerk"

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate... ...It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball."

Bull Durham

"You know me. I'm just like you. It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody."

[Downes Van Zandt]

Bull Durham

"You know me. I'm just like you. It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody."

Time for hint #2, I believe...

[largebluej]

Time for hint #2, I believe...

"Luther told me you could teach me some things. I already know how to drink."

[TrueblueCATfan]

"Luther told me you could teach me some things. I already know how to drink."

Nevermind..apparently my guess was wrong

[surveyor]

"Luther told me you could teach me some things. I already know how to drink."

A slice from Greg

???????


Uh, X

[TrueblueCATfan]

???????


Uh, X

OK I am wrong...someone else take a stab at it

[largebluej]

I never dreamed it would be this tough for someone to guess this movie. It is an oldie, but very well known. Multiple Oscar winner.

[John Clay Rice Jr.]

"why won"t you die?!!"

[Downes Van Zandt]

"why won"t you die?!!"

The previous quote has yet to be identified...

[UK78ALUM]

Well, the part about "Luther" is from The Sting

[Downes Van Zandt]

Well, the part about "Luther" is from The Sting

Winner! (I looked it up after you took a guess.)

Your turn.

[largebluej]

Well, the part about "Luther" is from The Sting

Yes it was. The other line was what Johnny Hooker used to woo the waitress at the diner, who turned out to be his would-be hitwoman.

I love that movie. I wanted to use Henry Gondorff's line about drinking gin when working a mark, but I couldn't remember exactly how it went.

[UK78ALUM]

OK, this one is from one of my favorites (though I doubt it was "big" in Central KY)

Matt: You know, Mrs. Barlow. There's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

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[matt colvin]

Bump...might need another clue, UK78ALUM

[Downes Van Zandt]

If there's no second hint or correct answer by the end of the day, I'm going to post a new quote just to pick this back up.

[Black Magix]

OK, this one is from one of my favorites (though I doubt it was "big" in Central KY)

Matt: You know, Mrs. Barlow. There's something I'd like straighten out.
Mrs. Barlow: What's that, Matt?
Matt: Well, I did a lot of things around here I'm kind of ashamed of. I tore up your lawn with my '40 Ford...
Mrs. Barlow: Many times.
Matt: Took my pants off in front of your friends...
Mrs. Barlow: Oh, yes.
Matt: And I even passed out in your closet, but I never, and I don't know who could have if I didn't, but I never, and I repeat never, ever pissed in your steam iron.

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Allow me to pick revive this thread.

Dear ol' dad.

You watched this movie at my house on Netflix and this is probably the ONLY quote that I could recognize and only for the last few words. As i recall I even asked you to clarify if what I heard was correct.

Big Wednesday (go figure, a surfing movie)

"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?"
"Sir, Custer was a *****. You ain't."

[JohnJ]

"I wonder what was going through Custer's mind when he realized that he'd led his men into a slaughter?"
"Sir, Custer was a *****. You ain't."

We Were Soldiers

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"I have an army!"
"We have a Hulk."

[matt colvin]

Figured I would see if this thread would take off again...

Character 1:

"No, no, no. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me."

Character 2:

"He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that."

[Downes Van Zandt]

Figured I would see if this thread would take off again...

Character 1:

"No, no, no. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that. He's not like you. He's not even like me."

Character 2:

"He don't talk as much as you, I give him points for that."

No Country For Old Men.

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"

(And thanks, Matt. Good call on the revival.)